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Alright gang, it’s time for me to use what little influence I do have to force the lot of you to vote for Christopher Hitchens as one of Time Magazine’s “Most Influential People“. Go to the site and vote for him, otherwise the Gods of Atheism will strike you down…

Hitch is currently 12th on the list below Lady Gaga and Beyonce. Surely we can do better.

Comments (16)

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    Oscar

    How can you tell what place he is in?

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    Oscar

    oops
    Link doesn’t work.
    you need to click “To see the poll results, click
    here.” link

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    Richard

    To be honest Hitchens isn’t all that influential. I don’t personally know anyone who knows who he is or what he’s done. I’ve only met one other person in my entire life who knew of him.

    As much as I hate Lady Gaga, you can’t deny her influence.

    This is discounting sort of closed door, behind the scenes influence which Hitch has a great deal of, but still.

    But all that aside, I love the man too much to not vote for him.

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    Richard

    PS: Who the fuck is rain?

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    Jacob Fortin

    ever watch Ninja assassin? He apparently has an army of fans.

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    Jorshuar Higginson

    @ Richard; In my opinion, I think that he is a very influential person in my life at this time. My family are Christian, my school is full of Christians and my friends are all Christian. As a young atheist and noob to this site, I think that logging onto TGA and seeing what Jacob has to say really does help. When I see a video uploaded featuring him, or a post mentioning him, it makes me smile and think to myself; “Why is someone only telling me this now!” His work really is awesome, however radical it may be xD

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    Robert Donnelly

    Hitch has climbed from 12th to 8th in just 24 hours. Your influence is great, oh awesome Jacob!

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    I evolved from an ape, whats your excuse?

    I think it’s stupid to pit Hitch and thinkers like him against pop stars and tv retards. Beyonce is higher, this little Rain guy is up at number 1, it’s retarded to see these names on the same list as each persons influence is completely different. You have hitch influencing thought and understanding while you also Lady Gaga who influences what>? music fashion, nothing important!

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    McTaffity

    Time readers are “influenced” by Beyonce and Lady Gaga! WFT!? In what fashion?

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    Richard

    Movin’ on up!

    #6 as of now.

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    Tim

    Can’t help but think that putting Hitchens in a high enough place to get noticed in this poll is more of an insult than a compliment. Really, who wants to come in behind the superstar of such films as “i’m a cyborg and thats ok” and “speed racer”. All this poll is indicative of is the complete internet saturation of Korea and Japan.

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    Tim

    It is a wake up call that the US dominion of the internet is fast running out as living standards increase across Asia.

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    Sterling Knight

    How the fuck is Glenn Beck in 5th?

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    Kvesti

    Moot ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan#moot )won that 2009. Tells how serious this should be taken.

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