Even idiots can do simple math

This is so lame it might just make you hate the shit out of little lame math puzzles. According to this little exercise, if you want to get 104% out of “life” rather than a paltry 101%, then try “BUTT RAPE”.

NOTE: My math was a bit off. It’s actually 103%. I guess some idiots DON’T know math…

Comments (21)

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    nick

    Surely you can have the same result if enjoy the company of a pet that happens to be a canine?

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    Dayton

    Haha! Brilliant.

    Ah – and BUTT RAPE actually gets you 103.

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    Dayton

    JAKE AND RYAN will get you 104.

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    David Pascoe

    How about “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” ?

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    BlueIndependent

    Adam and Steve = 109
    Fuck Religion = 130
    God Is A Dick = 82
    Buddy Jesus = 130
    Catholicism = 112
    Islam = 54
    Hinduism = 97
    Atheism = 75

    You can actually have some fun with this based on their lame ass conclusion. I think Jacob’s selection summarizes the point nicely though. Gotta love the arbitrary numerology, which btw would be seen as blasphemous even today, depending on the sect one identified with, and might’ve gotten someone killed a few hundred years ago if they had done this in public. Hell, do this with Islam or Mohammed on the streets of many ME countries *now* and you’re probably taking your life into your hands.

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    Richard

    I didn’t see the religious angle coming to be honest, it threw me.

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    Dayton

    Yeah…they ruined the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack.

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    WCLPeter

    I used to do stuff like this back in grade school while playing “Spy”. Would encrypt all these notes using the simple 1=A 2=B code and pass them around to all my friends so that the “Enemies” (read bullies) wouldn’t know what we were talking about.

    Worked for a surprisingly long time, despite the fact that the code is mind numbingly easy to figure out, so I guess it goes to show that bullies aren’t always the sharpest pencils in the case. :)

    Pete…

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    TheEnglishAtheist

    What, how does that even work? Wah, adding up numbers doesn’t make it a percentage, where have you divided and multiplied by 100, argghhh!

    Is this the next argument that religion will use? It already ticks the “Fundamentally flawed” box

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    toast663

    good atheist = 123

    massive fail

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    I evolved from an ape, whats your excuse?

    So I think it’s evident that this guy lives in a basement with a calculator. No sun, ever.

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    Kyle

    What the fuck did I just watch, and why does it hate my brain?

    Serriously, if there’s any knuckle dragger out there so stupid as to think that arbitrarily assigning numberical values to letters and than adding them together proves anything, I imagine that they’re also stupid enough that math normally just confuses and frightens them.

    These people aren’t on the internet looking up the flimsiest of numerological “proofs” for their faith; their homes still lack indoor plumbing.

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    Luc Leblanc

    I am trying to understand the point of this video:

    “Maths are cool and can be used to generate symmetrical equations therefore numerology proves us that Gawd exist”

    I feel like I have been bukkakeyed by stupid. This being said, If we use the same method the bozo used in his video the line “LOVE OF SATAN” beats everything since it’s worth 130%.

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    I evolved from an ape, whats your excuse?

    @ Luc Leblanc,, “Bukkakeyed by stupid” Thats funny, it’s almost poetic.

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    Luc Leblanc

    @ I Evolved From An Ape, Whats Your Excuse?

    Thanks for the comment. This is the only way I can explain the feeling I got when I see those type of videos. They always follow the same pattern. First there’s something interesting that entice you to pay attention then they switch to religious dogma. Every time I feel as if they have sprayed their crap all over my face.

    “Here’s some completely unrelated crap that proves that Gawd exist!”

    I can’t stand those morons.

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    Jorshuar Higginson

    Playing A Xylophone= 219%

    Therefore one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

    While hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it’s the moronic preachings of Christians that will almost always backfire on themselves.

    If you want to get the most out of life, screw religion. By a xylophone.

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    nick

    What really annoys me about this video is the argument :

    “Maths is great, therefore God is the way”.

    Maths -is- great. The patterns you find there are truly beautiful. It is everywhere and is a constant help in our lives. Science and discovery and reason would be nothing without maths. It is brilliant. And to have some numbskull try to make that a reason why you should follow God…. it makes me ANGRY!

    (to Jorshuar – love the xylophone post!)

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    falco

    What the hell did I just watch?

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    goldenarms

    finally we have proof! I dont know about you people, but I thought that was hilarious

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    FreeThinker666

    MASTURBATE = 138

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    FreeThinker666

    Oops, sorry. that’s only 120.
    But MASTURBATION gets you 153.

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