So let me get this straight: you have your kids singing to “My Humps” to profess their faith? You do know what this song is about, right?
Favorite line from their shitty song: “you don’t need evolution, it’s just not the solution”. So true! I mean, when you’re trying to save someone’s life who has a life threatning infection, it’s way better to pray to a dead Jewish guy for mercy. I don’t even go to the hospital thanks to my friend Jesus. Sure, I have a bunch of growths on my back, but those are faith bumps that remind me how much God loves me.