Annoying Pastor is actually secret pervert

You know, I’ve always believed people who claim to want to stop debauchery, sin and vice were secretly engaging in these same activities. It explains why they think whatever they are railing against is a bigger deal than it actually is.

One such hypocrite is Pastor Grant Storms, a man who’s been fighting against the “debauchery” of New Orleans for nearly a decade:

A self-styled “Christian patriot,” Storms led a small West Bank congregation called The Reformer Church and for 10 years hosted “The Reformer Radio Show” on WSHO. Storms has railed against the Roman Catholic church, calling it “satanic” and “demonic.”

His merry band of assholes have been disrupting the festival for years, shouting hateful obsenities and forcing the city to issue an ordinance against bullhorns at the event (takes only a few people to ruin something, doesn’t it?).

He might have a bit of a harder time attracting his group back after he was caught masturbating in a van near a kid’s park by two female witnesses. When the police showed up to arrest him, he claimed that he was in fact trying to urinate in a beer bottle. Nice defense, dude.

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Comments (5)

  • avatar

    L.Long

    …caught masturbating in a van near a kid’s park by two female witnesses…..
    If ‘in the van’ then how did they see him? OR
    He had a blissful expression while peeing into the bottle (because there was no toilets nearby) and two nosy twits jumped to their worse conclusions??
    I’ll grant he did not make the best decision but when you have to pee -ya have ta pee!
    I try not to judge by the fact someone is a religious marroon, and wait for the full set of evidence. At this point there is no reason to believe them or doubt his story.
    I would not trust an eye witness is you paid me to!
    Were there toilets near?
    How old is he? Young people do not know the pee problems that start when over 50.
    Is there a bottle with pee?
    What is masturbating? Did they see a bliss expression or was the van doors open with him whacking off in full view?
    Lets get some more details. Be a real skeptik

  • avatar

    Rebo

    53…
    windows down…
    “looking at the children”…
    zipper down…

    Who knows?

  • avatar

    Tercero

    Im with LLong here, before making these kind of accusation is better to wait for more evidence than eye witnesses

  • avatar

    L.Long

    See FREETHINKER where barriejohn has a link to the statement that has the guy stating improper behavior.
    But he claims no dick was visible and was NOT actively whacking off and was not visible to the innocent kids.

  • avatar

    Brandon

    Come on guys. You’re expecting alot from Jake here. If he didn’t post this stuff, it would ruin his whole business model.

    However, it wouldn’t surprise me if the guy was guilty.

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