Even idiots can do simple math

This is so lame it might just make you hate the shit out of little lame math puzzles. According to this little exercise, if you want to get 104% out of "life" rather than a paltry 101%, then try "BUTT RAPE". NOTE: My math was a bit off. It's actually 103%. I guess some idiots DON'T know math... ...

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Anyone in Newark this Wednesday with some time to kill?

I'm headed back to North America in 3 days, and when my plane lands in Newark Airport on Wednesday afternoon, I have a 12 hour layover before my flight leaves for Calgary. That means I have almost half a day to sit around and do absolutely nothing. If any fans are in Newark on Wednesday and feel like hanging out near the airport, let me know. I'm not exactly looking forward to that particular traveling orde ...

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Now I know what I want for Christmas

Ray Comfort has done it again. If there's one thing you can admire from this guy (and trust me, there's probably only one), it's his unwavering desire to convert everyone over to Jesus, and to turn a profit doing so. Ray has always catered to an audience of semi-educated people, and his "Evidence Bible" looks to be a hilarious tome filled with poor arguments, strawmen attacks, and stretched interpetation of ...

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Vatican upset over being called out on their shit

When you hear the words "disturbing trend", do you think of society's growing acceptance of same sex unions? If you do, then odds are you're being ostracized by friends and family members who feel embarrassed by your outdated views. A number of us have moved beyond the Bronze Age and recognize homosexuality as a development of evolution, the same way your eyeballs and fingernails are. A gay person can no mo ...

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Apple gets pressured to drop “gay cure” app

Over 80,000 people signed an online petition to pressure Apple to drop an app that was designed to help "struggling homosexuals" change their sexuality. As you can easily deduce, it promises to help users gain "freedom from homosexuality through the power of Jesus". It used to be that just a few years ago, we would have let this shit slide as a society. Luckily, society has been intolerant of this kind of h ...

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What a waste of time

Alabama continues its campaign of stupidity by declaring March 25th a "Day of Prayer over Students Across Alabama". You might recall that the governor of the state, a man named Robert Bentley, was the man who declared that: "...anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, I’m telling you, you’re not my brother and you’re not my sister, and I want to be your brother” This is the same ...

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That’s how you get your ass kicked

You might remember that billowing idiot debating Christopher from a video I posted earlier this week. He's the deluded moron who thinks he can prove "scientifically" that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Master. I believe I can use the same arguments he does to also "prove" that my dead dog is will soon come back to earth to defeat evil, conquer the planet and behead the infidels. Isn't religion fun? ...

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Doubt is not the begining of faith

The faithful often confound me with their tortured explanation as to why their own beliefs are somehow intellectually justified. They want to make faith a virtue; as though believing in God despite any solid evidence is far more brave and integrous than doubt and healthy skepticism. A fan of the site showed me this article, which claims that it's the faithful who truly have doubt, while "scientists" are clo ...

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Church foreclosures on the rise

While America didn't make it into the 9 countries that are slowly losing their religion, you can rejoice at the knowledge church foreclosures are on the rise. Times have been hard for everyone, and when push came to shove, people chose to keep their money rather than to give it to purveyors of nonsense: Religious denominations of all kinds have suffered in recent years as donations have declined, with many ...

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