Billy Ray Cyrus is an idiot

I don’t expect celebrities to be beacons of rational and coherent thought, especially when their claim to fame is a terrible song and an equally terrible TV show. Billy Ray Cyrus was recently interviewed by GQ, and he claims Hollywood has destroyed his perfect family life. He believes the root of all of this evil has something to do with a freeway sign they would pass by on their way to the Hannah Montana studio that said:

ADOPT-A-HIGHWAY
ATHEISTS UNITED

Just before moving out to Los Angeles, the whole family had been baptized together by their pastor at the People’s Church in Franklin, Tennessee. “It was Tish’s idea,” he remembers. “She said, ‘We’re going to be under attack, and we have to be strong in our faith and we’re all going to be baptized…” And there, driving to work each day in the City of Angels, was this sign. “A physical sign. It could have easily said ‘You will now be attacked by Satan.’ ‘Entering this industry, you are now on the highway to darkness…”

Yes, the evil influence of Satan has finally compelled atheists around the world to pick up trash and to keep their highways clean! Mighty is the Dark Lord!

I’m going to go out on a limb here, but perhaps the reason his life sucks right now has more to do with the fact he cheated on his wife while she was pregnant, and he pimped out his daughter to the Disney corporation. Of course, that would require him to admit his own mistakes, so it’s easier to blame a bunch of trash picking atheists for all your fucking problems.

Comments (8)

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    TheDean

    i wouldn’t say his song was terrible, i rather enjoy it

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    Brandon

    “A physical sign. It could have easily said ‘You will now be attacked by Satan.’ ‘Entering this industry, you are now on the highway to darkness…” -Billy Ray Cyrus

    These are the sort of thoughts you keep to yourself and your inner circle not GQ and the world.

    Also,he learned a lesson that we, as parents, need to figure out very early in our children’s life:
    “‘You don’t need to be a friend, you need to be a parent.’ I should have been a better parent. I should have said, ‘Enough is enough–it’s getting dangerous and somebody’s going to get hurt.’ I should have, but I didn’t. Honestly, I didn’t know the ball was out of bounds until it was way up in the stands somewhere.”

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    Andy Scott

    He has a daft haircut too. Juss sayin’

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    Michael

    Well that’s key to the jesus myth. “Nothing is directly my fault! Some douche bags, 6-10 thousand years ago, fucked up and that devil is always out to get me. So, because of this, I don’t have to take responsability for anything anymore and I retain the emotional maturity of a 5 year old! Sweet!”

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    Gary Jensen

    the need to specify, “A physical sign”, shows were dealing w/ someone for whom “signs” from god are more real than road signs. He assumes that we would jump the the latter meaning. Such superstition is not just stupid, or crazy, but dangerously misleading.

    I already knew he was stupid when I saw an episode of his pax network show were he plaid an ex-rodeo star emergency room doctor who hog tied a patient to stop him from escaping treatment.

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    WCLPeter

    Its not really all that shocking his family is going to hell, pun intended, now that Miley has turned 18, the girl has been working full time since she was 13!

    I was reading this story on the FriendlyAtheist, didn’t really give it too much thought, but now that Jacob’s mentioned it made me realize something. Miley’s put out a world famous TV show, three concert tours, a couple of movies, and more music than most people put out in an entire lifetime all in a span of 6 years!

    Its no wonder the girl is rebelling against her family and ruining Billy-Ray’s life, she never had any kind of childhood!

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    Douglas Ittner

    My friend and her daughter got their pictures taken with Miley (she’s 10). They are both Atheist. They must have whispered something into her ear and corrupted her. That’s the power of the godless. We can corrupt them with road signs and merely being in their presence.

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    Arianna Jarvis

    And yet he just won’t get the FUCK out of our town…cock…

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