Heaven is totally real, ok?
Yes, it truly is an amazing story: 4 year old boy, doped up during surgery, has a series of hallucinations that reflect his Christian upbringing. Annoyingly, no one seems to give a shit that it’s medical science that saved this kids life. Instead, everyone is focused on the vivid dreams of a 4 year old boy, who claims God is so gigantic, he can fit the Earth into his hands. Wow, an all-powerful deity that has hands and looks human. How fucking creative.
Now I don’t want to say this kid is lying, but his story sounded like some pretty serious coaching. Jesus had a smile that lit the heavens? Was he bigger or smaller than Mega-God?
So there are no old people in Heaven, just their young selves. What if I prefer my older look? Do I not get to chose? Will no one fuck me in Heaven if I look old or something?