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Michele Bachmann is an idiot

Yes Michele, the Founding Fathers worked tirelessly to abolish slavery...by declaring that non-whites were worth only 3/5 of a person. How enlightened! That's why it took another 100 years for someone to bother to change the Constitution with the 15th Amendment...because they worked so hard at it... She's making Sarah Palin look like a genius by comparison. America, why are your politicians so embarrassingl ...

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Auto-tune used for good instead of evil

If you've been a regular visitor of the site for a while, you'll recall I'm quite partial to these kinds of auto-tune symphonies about science. It's the one time when I can actually stand what is arguably the worst musical invention since the Theremin. ...

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Latest Bonus Show is up

Jeff joins me this week for a very special episode of TGA. Due to requests on Twitter, we've decided to do our best to debunk the pseudoscience of Astrology in order for you to get into crazy fights with friends and loved ones! Remember, if you love the show and want more, you'll need to become a member. It's only 20 bucks a year, and you get an extra show a week! So don't miss out and become a patron today ...

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Texas doesn’t grasp “separation of church and state” concept

Oh Texas, can you possibly go one day without embarassing yourself? It wasn't enough that your governor is trying to prevent women from having abortions: now one of your counties has erected a monument to the Ten Commandments in the courthouse square of Oldham County. The constitutionality of displaying the Ten Commandments in public squares and buildings has been tested elsewhere with varying results. "The ...

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Christian hate group attempts to burn gay man alive

What's more Christian than a good old fashioned burning? Why, it's homicidal rage against homosexuals, of course. And what better way to show your love for a 2000 year old failed Jewish prophet than by combining these two activities? Chris Staples, a citizen of Carroll County GA, woke up with his home set a blaze after receiving a threatening anti-gay note. Staples gives the account of a rock with the threa ...

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What about God?

Here's a great documentary from PBS called "What about God". I think I can easily answer this question by an equally useless one: "What about the flying spaghetti monster?" Watching these kids at Wheaton College try and reconcile their fairy tale bullshit with science is an exercise in futility if I ever saw it. I almost feel bad for them, until I remember these are the same people who are holding back scie ...

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Texas Governor wants to make abortion more of a pain

If you're a pregnant woman faced with the difficult decision of aborting your child, Gov. Rick Perry has a few words for you: "When you consider the magnitude of the decision to have an abortion, ensuring that the patient understands what's truly at stake seems a small step to take," Gov. Perry said. "When someone has all the information, the right choice - the choice of life - becomes clear. Now our legisl ...

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Remember this asshole?

While listening to some of the older episodes of the podcast, I remembered I never actually posted the video of Robert Breaud, a "former homosexual" who does street preaching (presumably because no one will actually pay him to sing his hateful nonsense). From the testimonials I've heard, he's rarely sober when he sings...which makes me sad, until I remember that it's guys like Robbie who make young men and ...

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