Michele Bachmann is an idiot

Yes Michele, the Founding Fathers worked tirelessly to abolish slavery…by declaring that non-whites were worth only 3/5 of a person. How enlightened! That’s why it took another 100 years for someone to bother to change the Constitution with the 15th Amendment…because they worked so hard at it…

She’s making Sarah Palin look like a genius by comparison. America, why are your politicians so embarrassingly stupid? Could it be they get elected by appealing to the lowest common denominator, or is there something in your water that makes a significant portion of your population retarded?

How have you not all moved to Norway by now?

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  • avatar

    Lxndr

    I’d move to Norway if its climate wasn’t shit. Any place where the average temprature moves below 0C is a place I’d rather not live.

    still, my countrymen and women are often absurd.

    if I could find a non-absurd place with a bearable climate, I’d most certainly flee

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    Jon

    Why is it that so many of the places with good separation of church and state have such shitty weather? We’ve got close to zero problems with that sort of thing in New Zealand, but the weather sucks ass. And there might be a big-ass fault-line under my home town of Christchurch.

    I guess you can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

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    Johnny Hop

    The three fifths compromise was about states’ census numbers for representation in the House. The South actually wanted them to count as a whole person, because then they would get more votes. Slavery was already assumed, the compromise was just haggling over votes.

    By the way, run a spell check before you post stuff, sir. I agree with most all of what you write, and I don’t mean to come off as an ass. But it genuinely diminishes what you have to say.

  • avatar

    Jacob Fortin

    Um, what part of the article is spelled wrong?

  • avatar

    Dayton

    Norway is tightening its belt with regard to immigration. I’m lucky to have make it in at all.

    Regarding the weather, I think the use of “shitty” is a bit extreme. Some people love rain and cloudy skies all year long, right? Besides, you would never find a Norwegian complaining about the weather. Instead, they participate in outdoor sports. It’s common to see entire families out cross-country skiing or ice skating on a given afternoon. Ah, and you never say the weather is cold, but FRESH.

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    Dayton

    Norway is tightening its belt with regard to immigration. I’m lucky to have made it in at all.

    Regarding the weather, I think the use of the word “shitty” is a bit extreme. Some people love rain and cloudy skies all year long, right? (That’s only the coast, by the way.) You would never find a Norwegian complaining about the weather. They make the most of their environment and participate in outdoor sports. It’s common to see entire families out cross-country skiing or ice skating on a given afternoon. Ah, and you never say the weather is cold, but FRESH.

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    Jon

    ^^ Come to think of it, the weather here is ‘invigorating’ too! All that rain we get? That’s just good weather for the ducks! But yeah, I’d rather get the odd winter chill than live in an arid or semi-tropical shit-hole. And the beer here is the best fuckin’ beer in the world… better than the the rancid pee-water that passes for beer in Australia!

  • avatar

    GA

    who the hell is michelle bachmann? the only people who vote down here are religious idiots who think they’re saving humanity by voting for other religious idiots. the problem is motivating the smart people. we dont give a shit because all politicians are crooked bastards. Except Jesse Ventura. Jesse is the man!!!! “Religion is a crutch for the weak”

  • avatar

    Carly

    There isn’t a single misspelled word in that post, by the way. Unless you count the idiocy of Michele’s parents deciding to spell her name with one “l”

    She is officially reason #4,821 why I’d like to move from MN…okay, the U.S. in general.

  • avatar

    GA

    michelle bachman is from Minnesota? wow, my own state and Ive never heard of the cunt.

  • avatar

    Carly

    GA, I apologize for being the one to break such terrible news to you.

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