Bam, Jesus gave you a new hip
Now I know I hate this guy, but there’s something I like about the use of the word “Bam”. It’s fallen out of favor, but I think there’s no finer word when sticking it to people. I would have gone to that poor woman and told her that I was going to take all her money, spend it on hookers, and pretend to be able to heal her with my make-believe powers. Bam!