Finally, proof God is real!

You hear that ladies? All you need to do to be hot like Selma Hayek is to put your hands in holy water and pray for God to give you gigantic Latino breasticles. I have seen the light, folks. Hallelujah!

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    The audience reaction amuses me. Are you supposed to laugh at that last line or not?

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    Eric Loomis

    Hallelujah indeed! Penelope Cruz, Selma Hayek, and Ana de la Reguera are all miracles in my eyes. I LOOOVES me some sexy latin ladies ;-D (j/k on the miracles part though)

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    It was thanks to Miss Hayek and THAT scene in Desperado that the pause button on my VCR got broken. Good times.

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    you mean you believe there’s a natural explaination for why a girl in puberty might develop breasts? no, the only explaination is god…

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    shaun mcneil

    What would have happened if she did not develop tits?

    Would she be too sinful in the eyes of the Lord to have hear prayers heard and answered?

    What if genetics played a nice ‘small boobs’ prank on her? Would there have been NO GOD as a result?

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