The Bible is fireproof!
I love how religious rubes cling to anything that has the hint of a miracle as proof of the solvency of their belief. So much for blind faith!
A family living in a mobile home had an electric fire that destroyed everything inside about out, but while sifting through the ashes, they found this burnt out Bible, and immediately thought something miraculous had happened.
The family didn’t want to go on camera Sunday, but one member says, “The Bible is proof that God’s word can’t be destroyed.”
I think the “miracle” would have been your mobile shack not bursting into flame and destroying what crappy posessions you already owned. Now the only thing you have is a Bible that’s burned to shit, and a re-inforced belief God is so powerful he can prevent his “word” from getting 100% torched. Bask in the works of this omnipotent deity and his endlessly impressive parlor tricks!