You’re Satan’s slave; didn’t you know that?
I guess that’s one way to scare the shit out of your parishoners. Who wants to be associated with freethinking when you’re worried a horned evil spirit will own your soul forever? Of course, once you realize Satan is no more real that Santa (a creepy anagram if I ever heard one) or the Tooth Fairy, it all seems like some pretty petty bullshit, doesn’t it?
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