Gullible woman sees Jesus in MRI

Sure, it looks like Jesus, if he had his face re-arranged by a crowbar. Hey, I don’t want to seem like a bummer for pointing out blurry images are hardly proof of the existence of a deity, but shit this dumb makes my head hurt. Why does the media ALWAYS answer the call every time some gullible idiot claims to see their chosen god in a taco, grill-cheese sandwich or a dog’s butt-hole? Surely there are more interesting stories than “highly impressionable rube is tricked by pareidolia“. That story is played out, yo!

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    Sterling

    Does this mean I have to worry about Jesus cancer?

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    Aegis

    Are there any examples of Mohammed appearing in things like this? If so, are the images destroyed?

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    J.N. Hudson

    “Why does the media ALWAYS answer the call every time some gullible idiot claims to see their chosen god in a taco, grill-cheese sandwich or a dog’s butt-hole?”

    Slow news day.

    “Surely there are more interesting stories than “highly impressionable rube is tricked by pareidolia“.”

    Because when they don’t they have to deal with wingnuts like WND, Pat Robertson, and they like going on ad nausaem about how the “anti-christian” agenda of the “liberal” media suppresses such “obvious” miracles.

    For what it’s worth I think it looks more like a cross between Vlad Tepes and Tsar Nicholas II/King George V.

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    Kenney

    Doing the math, that doesn’t make sense. According to the evolutionary timeline, we were still one-celled organism two thousand years ago. Since the Earth is only six thousand years old, modern humans didn’t appear until 33 years ago. Jesus couldn’t be in her MRI, he’d have been way too small to show up.

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