Fluoride and Plastic makes you gay!
I wouldn’t even care what these idiots think if millions of sheepish morons weren’t eating this shit up. Yes, clearly the government is forcing private corporations to put chemicals in products to turn us all gay. Look dude, if you woke up last night sweating your ass off because you had a super hot dream involving you and 10 other guys in an airport bathroom, I doubt it’s your little juice box that was responsible. Idiot.
(props to Get Cynical for the find))