Ask God, Part Deux
August 31, 2010 2:04 pm
We’ll be recording a podcast tonight, and we’ll be recording another segment of our “Ask God” segment. So if you have any questions for the big bearded diety in the sky, hurry up and ask them before 8pm tonight, or you’ll miss your chance to have the answers you were looking for!
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18 Comments
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August 31, 2010
If I stand firm and feel the right, how can I be wrong? Why must I choose deception?
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August 31, 2010
Hey God,
Goats, rams, sheep, doves, a virgin, and your own son were all killed to satisfy you. What’s with you and blood sacrifice?
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August 31, 2010
God, who would win in a fight between you and The Flying Spaghetti Monster? What would happen if He touched you with His noodly appendage?
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August 31, 2010
With what we currently know, the universe is around 13.75 billion years and the human race has only been around for the last few million, at best.
My Question is:
What took you so long to make us; the most important & awesome life forms in the Universe, that you made in your image, appointed to rule over all the other life and to hangout with after we die? It seems like you wasted a lot of time getting to us.
Was it lonely before we came?
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August 31, 2010
How tall are you?
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August 31, 2010
What’s with “The Devil”? You really know him? What’s the deal with all the trash talk between you two? Who is he? Is he really the snake in the Garden of Eden? Any behind the scenes info you can share?
Tell us your side of the story.
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August 31, 2010
Oh, one more thing… Have you seen this? Do you endorse this product? Are you getting a cut?
http://lolgod.blogspot.com/2010/04/end-your-pain-with-jesus-copper.html
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August 31, 2010
Leave Christopher Hitchens alone! And can you send a cute atheist boy my way?
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August 31, 2010
Mr. Deity, sir-
What is the significance of Jesus’ “sacrice”. This is reguarded as the ultimate sacrifice. His bodily DEATH is considered to be the ultimate sacrifice done by a deity/son of god (depending on your opinions on the trinity). Pardon me, however, this sounds more like the a mortals idea of the ultimate sacrifice. To a deity, this bodily “death” is completely meaningless next to everlasting life in heaven.
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August 31, 2010
I rolled my ankle shortly after posting my previous question. Was i just being clumsy or was it you smiting me? If it was you smiting me, you’ve really gone soft…
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August 31, 2010
What’s with the whole anti-gay thing god? Do you not like your better dressed children? Are you jealous of our innate fashion sense, awesome sweaters, or our ability to get laid?
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August 31, 2010
I have three but you only have to do one. Pick your favourite:
1. Hey god, what’s your favourite thing to have sacrificed to you?
2. Are there iPhones in Heaven?
3. How is your relationship with Thor?
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August 31, 2010
Hello God, I’d like to ask – what’s your favourite television programme and why?
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August 31, 2010
If you have always existed, why do you have a gender?
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August 31, 2010
Why are you so fond of phallus-oriented imagery?
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August 31, 2010
Justin Bieber? Really?
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September 1, 2010
What’s with the pubic hair? Surely you foresaw how amazingly awesome oral sex is without pubes, and how utterly disgusting it is with bush.
Also, the next time that you talk to Glenn Beck, can you tell him that Darryl says hello?
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September 2, 2010
fucking lol!
“How tall are you” … “9’11″
“Be Bam bo she shazzle”
LOL..
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