Ask God, Part Deux
We’ll be recording a podcast tonight, and we’ll be recording another segment of our “Ask God” segment. So if you have any questions for the big bearded deity in the sky, hurry up and ask them before 8pm tonight, or you’ll miss your chance to have the answers you were looking for!
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jaeger cormack
If I stand firm and feel the right, how can I be wrong? Why must I choose deception?
Arynn
Hey God,
Goats, rams, sheep, doves, a virgin, and your own son were all killed to satisfy you. What’s with you and blood sacrifice?
Matt
God, who would win in a fight between you and The Flying Spaghetti Monster? What would happen if He touched you with His noodly appendage?
Duane
With what we currently know, the universe is around 13.75 billion years and the human race has only been around for the last few million, at best.
My Question is:
What took you so long to make us; the most important & awesome life forms in the Universe, that you made in your image, appointed to rule over all the other life and to hangout with after we die? It seems like you wasted a lot of time getting to us.
Was it lonely before we came?
Razzle
How tall are you?
Roger
What’s with “The Devil”? You really know him? What’s the deal with all the trash talk between you two? Who is he? Is he really the snake in the Garden of Eden? Any behind the scenes info you can share?
Tell us your side of the story.
Roger
Oh, one more thing… Have you seen this? Do you endorse this product? Are you getting a cut?
http://lolgod.blogspot.com/2010/04/end-your-pain-with-jesus-copper.html
roxanne
Leave Christopher Hitchens alone! And can you send a cute atheist boy my way?
Michael
Mr. Deity, sir-
What is the significance of Jesus’ “sacrice”. This is reguarded as the ultimate sacrifice. His bodily DEATH is considered to be the ultimate sacrifice done by a deity/son of god (depending on your opinions on the trinity). Pardon me, however, this sounds more like the a mortals idea of the ultimate sacrifice. To a deity, this bodily “death” is completely meaningless next to everlasting life in heaven.
Matt
I rolled my ankle shortly after posting my previous question. Was i just being clumsy or was it you smiting me? If it was you smiting me, you’ve really gone soft…
Adam
What’s with the whole anti-gay thing god? Do you not like your better dressed children? Are you jealous of our innate fashion sense, awesome sweaters, or our ability to get laid?
Isaac
I have three but you only have to do one. Pick your favourite:
1. Hey god, what’s your favourite thing to have sacrificed to you?
2. Are there iPhones in Heaven?
3. How is your relationship with Thor?
Nick
Hello God, I’d like to ask – what’s your favourite television programme and why?
Michael
If you have always existed, why do you have a gender?
Michael
Why are you so fond of phallus-oriented imagery?
chocobar
Justin Bieber? Really?
Darryl
What’s with the pubic hair? Surely you foresaw how amazingly awesome oral sex is without pubes, and how utterly disgusting it is with bush.
Also, the next time that you talk to Glenn Beck, can you tell him that Darryl says hello?
kennykjc
fucking lol!
“How tall are you” … “9’11″
“Be Bam bo she shazzle”
LOL..