Economics for dummies!

So, all you need to balance an economy is to follow scripture and the Invisible Male Patriarch will graciously deliver us from a depression. I think her 40 day fast is just too short. Why not fast for a few months? The Lord will especially be pleased if you don't drink any water or consume any food at all. He'll rain Mana down from heaven for you to feast on. Put all of your trust in him, and I'm sure you w ...

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Looking for workers!

TGA is in the process of having a major overhaul, but in order to facilitate this, I'm seeking enterprising and (probably) broke-ass fans who would love to get their hands on the bonus shows in exchange for their time and labor. Specifically, I need people to transcribe some of the shows for me, and in return, you'll get a free membership with access to all the bonus material! If you're too busy or if you a ...

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Baby dies in pointless ceremony

I don't want to sound overly dramatic and suddenly declare Baptisms are unsafe, but when a baby drowns from this pointless ceremony, you have to wonder what kind of safety precautions people take when doing this, especially when it's not the first time people drown from this nonsense. The baby's dad Dumitru Gaidau, 36, said: "We all saw it, the priest didn't put his hand over the baby's mouth to stop water ...

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Jesus Saves T-Shirts now on sale!!!

You've been waiting long enough, and now it's finally available; TGA's first ever t-shirt is now for sale, and to celebrate this momentous occasion, we're offering a special price: if you buy two shirts, it only costs 30 bucks, and that includes the shipping (unless you live overseas)! So don't hesitate to get as many of these puppies as you can. I can personally testify wearing this shirt is bound to start ...

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Ask God

We're recording another Good Atheist podcast tonight and once again we'll have God on the show to answer a few questions. Submit yours in the comments section below and we'll pick the best three to ask Him. ...

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Religion brings people together

...to hate other religions. Efforts to construct mosques to accommodate growing Muslim populations have sparked intense opposition. A commentary appearing in the New York Post last month attacked plans to construct mosques in the state of New York: "...There's no denying the elephant in the room. Neither is there any rejoicing over the mosques proposed for Sheepshead Bay, Staten Island and Ground Zero becau ...

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Praying in the wrong direction

Indonesian Muslims are being told to adjust their prayer antennae to improve transmissions to Mecca: Indonesian Muslims have been praying in the wrong direction, the country's highest Islamic authority has said. The Indonesian Ulema Council told the country's Muslim populace in March to turn west when they offered their daily prayers. Muslims are supposed to face the Kaaba, the religion's most sacred site i ...

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Christians are inadvertently hilarious

If you're a regular to the site, you're bound to have read an article I wrote a while ago called "10 reasons why Superman is better than Jesus", my tongue-in-cheek comparison of these two fictional characters. This article still receives a lot of traffic, not to mention endless comments about how I'm supposed to believe there really was a historical Jesus (if you want to read a great article explaining just ...

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Nerds will burn in Hell

You've got to love the Westboro Baptist Church. These guys are always putting their hate out there plainly for everyone to see. It doesn't matter if you're an honored veteran, a pregnant teen, or a comic book reading 30 year old virgin; in their eyes, everyone except their immediate family is going to burn in the eternal fires of hell, and they want to tell you all about it. Their latest target, a comicon i ...

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