You may not like some of the things Mark Zuckerberg has done to Facebook (especially their fucked up lack of privacy), but I doubt most of you are seriously considering hurting this dude. Then again, you aren't the government of Pakistan, which seems intent on trying to prosecute the goofy CEO for his involvement in hosting the "Everybody Draw Muhammad Day" Facebook page. It's become pretty clear the West's ...

The San Francisco Chronicle's website has a hilarious column detailing 19 reasons why God allowed Touchdown Jesus to burn last week. Here's some of my favorites: 6) The real Jesus of historical record, being a grizzled, husky, musky, dark-skinned Jew with short, curly black hair who rarely showered and smelled of goat droppings and dried sweat, and who had a thing for screaming random prophesies in the stre ...

Hey Guys, we just finished recording the latest episode of the Good Atheist Podcast! We're getting close to big #100 of the free show, and hopefully this is the first 100 of many. Remember if you're a fan of the show, and you want to support us, we have a pretty fair offer for you. For only 20 bucks a year, you get 4 extra shows, and access to our huge catalog of bonus shows (now over 50). That's a crapload ...

This week, we make fun of Michael Crichton's belief in auras, we explore the new pro-Islamic ad campaign around the world, and we try to predict how silly the next new religion is going to be! ...

How can you be a moral cat if you have no basis for morality, you silly creature!? ...

Is it a crime to love someone? It is when you're a Hindu and the person you fall for is from a different "class" as you. As much as I hate most religions, I have a special disgust for Hinduism, which dictates from birth the future of individuals based on the confining doctrine of karma and social caste. They are crazy enough about that shit to try and murder a couple who only want to live their lives togeth ...

It's nice to see how people make up their own mind about the lack of any evidence of revealed religions. It doesn't take a genius to reject God: it just takes common sense and intellectual integrity! ...

It's a miracle! The One True God has finally revealed himself to us, and has decided to show his complete disapproval of idolatry by burning the effigy of some 2000 year old Jewish hippie with his Zeus lightning. It's clear from this random disaster that "He" would much prefer his proper form to be represented by a thin, partially charred stick figure. Truly his form is both magnificent and thankfully easy ...

Oh Scientology, you're so backwards. Don't you know religions are supposed to stop abortions, not force them on people? But seriously, watch this video. It's fucked up. Or if you're at work or something, here's the written version. ...

As a North American, I've never really understood the rest of the world's fascination with football (what we continue to call soccer just to spite the rest of you). I mean, for fuck sake, you have entire matches that are scoreless. Scoreless! How am I supposed to feel excited for a sport where a lot of nothing is happening? Say what you will about my chosen sport; at the very least in mine, someone is actua ...