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Jesus Christ Bail Bonds

I hate to admit it, but this guy's sales pitch is AWESOME. Even now I can't get his stupid little song out of my head. I'm sure by the end of today, most of you will hate me for having put up this video... ...

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Exclusive preview of new project

Yeah, I know it has nothing to do with atheism, but regular contributor Jeff Jones and I are working on a new pilot project called "A Winner is Me". It's a cartoon featuring the two of us as we review video games and generally insult one another. If you love the podcast, you're going to flip out!. Be sure to sign up to our YouTube channel and "stay tooned" (what, you don't like my pun?) for more updates! ...

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Nun gets excommunicated for allowing abortion

Here's the deal: you can forcibly rape hundreds of children, beat them, mistreat them, and fuck them up for the rest of their lives and keep your job, but if you so much as help one woman have an abortion, you're automatically excommunicated. It's a harsh lesson Sister Margret McBride recently learned when she was punished for allowing a woman, who was on the verge of death due to complications with her pre ...

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Kenyan man sacrifices own son for God

Probably one of the scariest and most disturbing stories in the Bible (yeah, I know it's hard to find one which isn't fucked up) is of Abraham and Isaac. Commanded by God to kill his son, Abraham ties up the boy and is about to plunge his dagger in his chest when he is stopped at the last minute by Metatron (that's a real angel name) and instead sacrifices an innocent animal in his stead. It's some dark shi ...

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Draw Mohammed Day off to a good start

Here's my humble entry for this "celebration" of free speech. I'm anxious to see what kind of reaction the Muslim community will have over this. My guess is there's going to be a shitload of pointless Fatwas issued tonight. They'll probably have to make a large spreadsheet or something just to keep track of all the crazy drawings that are appearing all over the place. Enjoy living in a country where freedom ...

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Greensboro mayor adds prayer to council meetings

It seems as though the concept of the separation of church and state, made abundantly clear by the Establishment Clause of the constitution, is still something some Christians just can't seem to wrap their head around. The latest bonehead is Mayor Bill Knight of the city of Greensboro, North Carolina. If that city sounds a little familiar to you, it's because only a few weeks ago, I had the pleasure of bein ...

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Complete the danged fence, Senator Palpatine!

It's funny all of this talk of illegal immigration comes at a time of economic turmoil. Americans are being frightened into thinking their economic troubles are the result of illegal immigration, rather than rich Wall street bankers who practically destroyed their whole system, all the while paying themselves gigantic bonuses for fucking people over. Does no one see the age old tactic of "blame some reviled ...

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More proof Scientology is fucked up

The more you find out about the inner workings of this scary bullshit cult, the more you start to wonder how insane L.Ron Hubbard must have been. The part where one woman says the kids under her care were terrified of sunlight... what the fuck is wrong with people? Excuse me while I go drink myself into a coma. ...

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Pedophile Nigerian senator justifies himself through Koran

If you're a Muslim and you find the idea of child brides offensive, how do you respond to Senator Yerima's claim since Mohammed married a 9 year old (Aisha), this justifies his recent "marriage" to a 13 year old girl? Muslims believe their prophet led a blameless life, and if the Koran is really supposed to be a guide for how to live one's life, then he isn't wrong in his assertion. This is precisely the pr ...

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Blaise Pascal gets schooled

Now just because Blaise Pascal was a brilliant man, it certainly doesn't mean he wasn't occasionally staggeringly ignorant. Pascal's Wager always struck me as the shallowest, and least convincing argument for belief that mysteriously continues to persist. He completely dismisses the countless religions out there a person could also choose to believe simply because of his own preference towards Christianity. ...

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