Noah’s Ark story told right
Can you believe a not inconsiderable percentage of the world’s population actually thinks the story of Noah’s Ark is a fact about the history of the world? I mean, sure, these are the same idiots who think Jonah spent a few days inside a fish and lived to tell the tale, but even that story is sensible in comparison. Two of every species on a boat? Are you for real? What about everyone else who had a boat? Did all the fisherman survive, or did God “magic” them to death as well?
(props to Chris for the find)