I’m no kin to the monkey
We’re the only species on this planet that continues to deny the truth about our heritage. Maybe we’re also the only ones actually capable of doing so, but it still seems pretty fucking childish to deny what is as plain as day: you’re a hairless ape, and no amount of kicking and screaming is going to change that fact. Would you rather have been created out of dirt instead?
(props to Joe for the find)