Doing my part to support Boobquake
Alright ladies, as some of you might be aware, your supple and curvy bodies are potentially responsible for earthquakes and other natural disasters (that’s according to this Muslim Cleric). In the spirit of causing more havoc, Blag-Hag invites the fairer sex to partake in what she calls “BookQuake”:
On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that’s your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I’m sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn’t rumble. And if we really get through to him, maybe it’ll be one involving plate tectonics.
For the purpose of documentation, I humbly offer my services as both inspector and archivist. If you’ve got any pictures you think are worthy of “God’s wrath”, don’t hesitate to send them my way (if I get enough I may end up putting a post up, so try to keep them relatively safe for work).
**NOTE** Apparently, Blag Hag has been on the receiving end of criticism over the event by feminists, who claim she is helping to further the objectification of women’s bodies. I have to ask these people a simple question: is this the hill you want to die on? Is this really the most serious and pressing concern you have over women’s rights? Why don’t you worry about Afghanistan instead, where an estimated 90% of women there suffer some form of domestic abuse; surely, that’s a better use of your time. Of course, trying to help the plight of women around the world is a bit difficult, isn’t it?
The flip side to all of this is that Blag Hag’s Facebook group has exploded, and she’s even getting interviewed by major news networks. Nice job, girl!
Spread the outrage