Jesus penis abs causes controversy
April 16, 2010 11:53 am
It’s hard to draw the human body; take it from me, I should know. If you’re not completely familiar with all the muscles and what they look like, your design might end up looking a little bit off. Take this crucifix, for instance: The artist is clearly drawing on older versions of depictions of Jesus, and at first glance, it would appear that rather than having normal abdominal muscles, this skinny Jesus is sporting a massive hard-on. Hey, I’m not the only one that sees an erect penis; lots of people in this Oklahoma church have left the parish because of the design.
Sure, the Bible says not to worship false idols, but where is the fun in that? Surely if there was a God, he would be cool with being depicted as having a massive shlong, am I right?
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8 Comments
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April 16, 2010
I see a new T shirt for TGA
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April 16, 2010
Some people say Jesus was crucified. I say he was hung :p
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April 16, 2010
Good one Jeffrey!
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April 16, 2010
Omfg, this is absolutely hilarious. I saw it on the net before, but when I came here for my daily visit and was greeted with this sight, I cracked up all over again.
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April 16, 2010
Naw…I can’t believe that would cause any controversy.
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April 16, 2010
Pretty big for a guy who is supposed to be celebate. Or was he???
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April 20, 2010
@Devo
Of course he was celibate. There wasn’t a single woman around at that time he could fit into. There was the possibility of a woman “consuming the host”, but that’s another story.
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April 21, 2010
They need to get their minds out of the gutter.
Everyone knows Yeshua bar Yosef (Jesus H. Christos) was Jewish!
A little something should be missing there, Oy!
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