Say hello to Mr. God

Ever wonder who God is? Well, apparently, he’s an Edmonton man with a criminal past! Yes, God was arrested and spent 5 years in Japanese prison after trying to smuggle a whole suitcase of weed into the country. Now back in Canada, God (formerly John Paul LaPointe), was coached into changing his name by a Russian mystic he met in India, leading me to believe God hasn’t exactly stopped smoking the good shit. I like how offensive this is to religious people. Hey, if you change your name to God, how awesome must it be when a bouncer at a popular club checks your ID card; I mean, who isn’t going to let the Almighty in, right?

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