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Christian prays for “youtuber” to have a horrible accident

Wed, Feb 10, 2010

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What better way to convince me that your God is real than by him arranging a terrible accident that cripples me forever? It’s a good thing prayer doesn’t work, otherwise these scary motherfuckers would be causing all kinds of crazy havok. I’m not exactly sure if this guy is psychotic or not, but if there was ever a candidate for religious nutjob, he’d make the cut.

10 Comments For This Post

  1. Kevin V Says:
    February 10th, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    What a sad sad man. I hope he doesn’t have any children bc that’s the kind of Super Christian that will drown his children in the tub FOR JESUS

  2. ummm Says:
    February 10th, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    pretty sure that is satire based on the other videos in his account

  3. Pete Says:
    February 10th, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    Can yah feel all that christian love flowing…….. nah, me neither.

    What a sick and twisted person, does he really think that threats will make a rational person suddenly start believing in hocus pocus! It was the threat of eternal damnation on a London bus that got Ariane Sherine started on the counter revolution through the Atheist bus campaign.

  4. O'Leary Says:
    February 10th, 2010 at 7:18 pm

    It’s the old Xtian self-parody paradox thing again, it’s very, very tricky to determine if this is a genuine nutjob or atheist satire. I wish Atheists on Youtube wouldn’t make videos like this – they’re not helping us much…

  5. Daniel Says:
    February 10th, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    yea this is just stupid for that guy to say. Why wouldn’t he just pray for his god to speak to the unbelievers heart or reveal himself some nice way. Only a hateful and demented person would rationalize and desire for someone to be injured like that.

    Also, have you guys been following all the crazy religious gimmicks in Venezuela. Apparently they are praying for god to help with their energy crisis instead of gee I dunno…solving it themselves!

    Here’s the article
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100210/ap_on_bi_ge/lt_venezuela_energy

  6. robert berry Says:
    February 11th, 2010 at 8:10 am

    2 outcomes for this

    1 no spine break – prayer doesnt work

    2 spine breaks – god is a hatefull, self loving, childish, violent, idiot.

  7. Richard Says:
    February 11th, 2010 at 9:24 am

    He is praying for the death of C0ct0pusPrime with Jesus power. That’s one fuck up guy. I still think it’s a joke. Looks too out there to be real.

  8. fred johnson Says:
    February 11th, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    Hilarious stuff nice find.
    Anyone who seriously is offended by a nut embarrassing himself, thinking he is “hard” while believing in kiddies fairy tales like prayer and heaven and hell need s to take a step back I suspect it is satire , can be hard to tell with religious dicks

  9. Tom T Says:
    February 11th, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    It was a joke. YouTube user ogjimkenobi came up with the alternate name ChampionofElohim to act out a ‘poe’ (act like a real Christian, all the while not being one…ogjimkenobi is an atheist).

    The video explaining the whole thing can be found here:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/ogjimkenobi#p/u/35/S8VxXOzaZYg

  10. Angie the Anti-Theist Says:
    February 12th, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    Satire isn’t any good if you can’t tell it’s satire. Colbert Report is awesome, because you know it’s a joke. Same with Edward Current & Betty Bowers. But this is just insane.

    “May the peace of christ be with you” “And also with you”

    Wish that lasted after the church doors opened.

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