Happy Birthday to Me
February 28, 2010 12:00 pm
30 years ago today, a young couple in Sherbrooke, Quebec gave birth to a baby with a giant head. That baby grew up thinking that all religions were essentially bullshit, and set out to record a totally kick ass podcast to let the world know how he felt. That little boy with a gigantic head was me, and to celebrate the awesomeness of being alive, I’m in Calgary with Carisa Hendrix, who organized a pretty kick ass party for me at the Soda.
I realize that a lot of you guys are located in different parts of the world, so if you still want to make my day, why not become a patron? If you’re already a member and feel super generous, then sponsor a friend, or you can just donate a buttload of money to me for no other reason that to say “Happy Birthday you big headed jackass!”
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11 Comments
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Happy Birthday! Maybe there is a correlation between atheism and the size of one’s noggin – I have a giant melon as well. Here is to our poor mothers that had to bring us into this world – cheers.
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Happy Birthday Jake! I’m willing to bet that a huge chunk of your audience (including yours truly) also sport big old wobbly heads and torsos too small to support them… something to bear in mind for t-shirts?
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Happy birthday dude!!! I, too, am an atheist with a big head. Shamrock may be on to something!
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30 years without dying is truly a success story in the making. Happy Birthday
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Happy Birthday! and holy shit your girlfriend is HOT
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LMAO. I love that you plugged the paid podcasts on your birthday. Awesome! Happy birthday!
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I’d just like to thank God for allowing you 30 years. Also, don’t forget Jesus and give it up for the holy spirit, whatever the fuck that is.
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Happy birthday! from a microcephalic atheist going against a couple grains… Thanks for the words, thoughts, and news that you spew.
Sincerely!
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Congrats, you managed it 30 years without dying. Make God laugh, tell him your plans. (that is if im citing the vengeful old-testament God).
Sorry that geography stopped me from hauling my ass to the party but i didn’t fancy swimming ‘over the pond’.
Keep up the good atheist work.
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happy birthday
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HAPPT BIRTHDAY YOUR SHOW KICKS ASS



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