Happy Birthday to Me
30 years ago today, a young couple in Sherbrooke, Quebec gave birth to a baby with a giant head. That baby grew up thinking all religions were essentially bullshit, and set out to record a totally kick ass podcast to let the world know how he felt. That little boy with a gigantic head was me, and to celebrate the awesomeness of being alive, I’m in Calgary with Carisa Hendrix, who organized a pretty kick ass party for me at the Soda.
I realize that a lot of you guys are located in different parts of the world, so if you still want to make my day, why not become a patron? If you’re already a member and feel super generous, then sponsor a friend, or you can just donate a buttload of money to me for no other reason than to say “Happy Birthday you big-headed jackass!”
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Shamrock
Happy Birthday! Maybe there is a correlation between atheism and the size of one’s noggin – I have a giant melon as well. Here is to our poor mothers that had to bring us into this world – cheers.
Jon
Happy Birthday Jake! I’m willing to bet that a huge chunk of your audience (including yours truly) also sport big old wobbly heads and torsos too small to support them… something to bear in mind for t-shirts?
Wendy
Happy birthday dude!!! I, too, am an atheist with a big head. Shamrock may be on to something!
Kevin V
30 years without dying is truly a success story in the making. Happy Birthday
Paul
Happy Birthday! and holy shit your girlfriend is HOT
Roxanne R
LMAO. I love that you plugged the paid podcasts on your birthday. Awesome! Happy birthday!
Razzle
I’d just like to thank God for allowing you 30 years. Also, don’t forget Jesus and give it up for the holy spirit, whatever the fuck that is.
keeyop
Happy birthday! from a microcephalic atheist going against a couple grains… Thanks for the words, thoughts, and news that you spew.
Sincerely!
Ace
Congrats, you managed it 30 years without dying. Make God laugh, tell him your plans. (that is if im citing the vengeful old-testament God).
Sorry that geography stopped me from hauling my ass to the party but i didn’t fancy swimming ‘over the pond’.
Keep up the good atheist work.
cory
happy birthday
frank
HAPPT BIRTHDAY YOUR SHOW KICKS ASS