Looks like John Travolta is a man of his word; a few days ago he was talking about flying a bunch of his weirdos in yellow shirts to the devastated country, and a news report has come out stating that a “private donor” has sent 80 volunteer (along with 50 real doctors) down there.
The problem right now is that the huge influx of volunteers in the country has actually slowed down aid relief. Some are just showing up without a plan, and simply end up having to leech off aid that would otherwise be going to Haitians. They need fucking money, not volunteers (especially not the proselytizing kind).
Right now the only thing they’ve done is gone around “touching” people, claiming this has healing properties. This bullshit practice is so ludicrisly stupid, I’ll have to let one of their zombies describe it for me:
“We’re trained as volunteer ministers, we use a process called ‘assist’ to follow the nervous system to reconnect the main points, to bring back communication,” she said.
“When you get a sudden shock to a part of your body the energy gets stuck, so we re-establish communication within the body by touching people through their clothes, and asking people to feel the touch.”
You know, Haiti is one of the poorest countries in the world; the last thing they need is a “religion” that charges exorbitant amount of monies to become “clear” of thetans. The 400,000 it costs to send these clowns down there could have been better spent on food and water, honestly. When are people going to learn that sometimes, the best way to help is to get the fuck out of the way?
(props to James for the find)


January 24th, 2010 at 3:35 pm
They were never gonna spend the money on food and water. I think it’s almost nice they wanna help, even if they aren’t actually helping. I dunno, this doesn’t seem nefarious to me. Maybe i’m missing something though.
January 24th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
God that comment sucked. I wish there was a delete.
January 25th, 2010 at 6:31 am
The Guardian sized it up rather quickly as well.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2010/jan/22/john-travolta-scientologists-haiti
(BTW, a Scientology flight out of New York left behind 70 real doctors, nurses, and translators that they had arranged to transport.)
January 26th, 2010 at 2:01 am
Can you eat thetans?