Good Cop, Bad Cop
Yeah, that pretty much sums up the bullshit “good cop / bad cop” routine Christians usually play. Jesus loves you, but his Dad thinks you’re a real shit. Oh, and don’t forget the Holy Spirit, who’s usually floating around out there just waiting for you to doubt him so he can send your sorry ass to Hell. No wonder so many Christians are fucked up; their God has multiple personality disorder.
(via Atheist Cartoons)