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O Holy Night!

Hey, remember this post I put up a few months back? Well, since Christmas is coming up, I have an excuse to put it up again. You can't have a merry Christmas without playing this at your holiday party. Guaranteed to get a shitload of laughs, especially if the audience is filled with "Christmas cheer". ...

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Laura Ingraham is a crazy bitch

I'm so fucking tired of these douchebags running around complaining that Christmas isn't Christian enough. Laura Ingraham is so fucking annoying. Here she is trying to force an atheist to say "Merry Christmas". I don't have a problem saying it, since it's literally the least important thing on my mind. I just find it embarrassing that they think the holiday is only theirs. Hey jerkoffs, you stole this holid ...

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Chuck Norris needs a history lesson

I should probably resign to the fact that Chuck Norris is insane and leave it at that. Unfortunately, his cult like status in society, helped largely by the fact that "Chuck Norris facts" was an internet phenomenon, seems to allow him a soapbox to preach his insane gospel. His latest tirade is directed against President Obama, who he feels has failed to put enough emphasis on Jesus during the Christmas time ...

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Father Tim Jones is crazy

I've been poor my whole life, and there have definitely been times when I've been tempted to steal shit when I was desperate. Luckily, I've always had good friends to help me out, and I never made any terrible mistakes. Of course, I also never had this guy as a priest, Father Tim Jones who has recently caused controversy when he told his parishioners that it was OK to shoplift. Father Jones is very specific ...

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Buy a goat this Christmas…

I love the "old style" they got going on here, complete with a great orchestral sound (made in their tiny apartment it seems. Man I love technology!). Can I tell you these guys are awesome? Plus if you watch it till the end, they'll try to entice you with a "buy a goat" program to help the poor. See, it's a lot more useful than all the pointless praying the other guys do! ...

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The Good Atheist Podcast: Episode 75

Welcome back to another episode of the Good Atheist. This week, my special guest Jeff Jones is here to fill in for Ryan, who's all the way down in Tennessee for Christmas. We'll be talking about charities holding the homeless hostage over gay rights, whether or not you should tell your kids about Santa, and how long it took Jeff to stop believing in the jolly old fat man. So stay tuned, and enjoy! ...

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Prosperity Gospels makes me sick

When economic times are rough, Prosperity Gospels flourishes. Prosperity churches preach that faith in God ultimately leads to material wealth for those he favors. The charismatic preachers that espouse this philosophy are usually dressed in fine clothing, despite the fact that in America, members of these types of churches are typically much poorer than other congregations. That's because most of these pre ...

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A little word on Senator Jim DeMint

Apparently, Jim DeMint (R-SC) thinks that health care reform is an unconstitutional power grab. That's according to his twitter, which is even more prolific than mine (I better get on that shit). He also naively believes that the nutjobs that constitute his power base are actually the real voice of America. He seems completely uninterested in the fact that the majority of Americans (now at about 56%) are ac ...

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Who wants a good laugh?

I love whenever Bible literalists decide that they need to try and scientifically prove that the mythology of their scripture is actually historical and scientific fact. It's like watching a child try to walk for the first time, only to see them fall and slam their little fat faces on the ground. Call me a evil bastard if you will, but I try to enjoy the little things. Here's a hilarious article that will h ...

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Praying: the new tactic to try and kill Health Care reform

You might recognize the preacher dude, Lou Engle as the really creepy guy from Jesus Camp. If you remember this movie, you might also remember how utterly creepy he was around those kids. I always felt there was something not quite right about that guy. In this video, he's leading a prayer service to enlist the help of God to kill health care reform. You might recognize both the senators participating in th ...

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