Trippin’ balls with Jesus


The guy in the picture looks almost exactly likeĀ Andrei Arlovski…It’s pretty creepy, actually (considering how often the guy has played Russian Roulette with a similar gun, it’s all the more frightening). Is he currently shooting up with Jesus? Notice how much Jesus appears to be “jonesing” for his next fix. Do your part people: do drugs so your Lord can get high!

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    Adversary153

    Buy your own!

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    Razzle

    Looks like Jesus is reaching inside of the former UFC champ’s asshole.

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    CybrgnX

    Have you noticed how so many people who were doing drugs SAY they gave up drugs when they started doing jepus.
    Where’s the difference? They gave up one idiotic behavior for another.
    I think the poster does say it all…….
    Do drugs or do jepus ….what’s the difference.

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    tom

    Arent junkies usually skinny and malnurished looks like they are taking roids together jesus is having roid rage.

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    Booptyboop

    Why are there nunchucks hanging from the doorknob?

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    Kevin O'Leary

    Just a wild guess, but I don’t think the guy in the poster gives a toss that Jesus is doing drugs with him.

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    Terence Brood

    Beautiful images! I love the post so much! ;)

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    HIS DAUGHTER

    Our Father has requested that I give you this message. You have not received this by mistake and in no way shape or form should you ignore what is being said to you !This is the most import information that anyone will ever receive!

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    HIS DAUGHTER

    Our Father wants you all to know the truth. He loves each and every one of you! No matter what you have done and or are currently doing. He is not pleased with all that we do, but this never stops him from loving us anyway. God created us for companionship. We are here on this earth to learn how to love, & the importance of love and how to be a good companion. God wants all of his children to except the gift of eternal life that he has made available through salvation. We must invite Jesus into our heart to be a part of our spirit. John 3:16. We must confess our wrongful acts and ask Jesus to forgive us for doing them to begin with. (everyone who lives will do something wrong). We must ask God to guide us in our daily life and do our best not to do wrong acts. Talk with God in your mind all day long. He will direct your path. When you ask God a question, clear your mind and close our eyes and wait to see what God is saying to your heart. He will answer you, if you wait for an answer. Praise him especially when things are bad and I promise you, things will get better faster than if you don’t. I hope you will answer the father “He stands at the door of your heart & knocks …. Open the door and welcome him… There is no greater love in this world than the love of Our Father, Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

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    John Bob

    The message they’re trying to give is that with jesus, you can resist drugs. What i recieved is that, given the room decor, the guy depicted is so bad ass, that he can rip jesus into manifestation with nothing but a rubber band and inject him with water just for chuckles. I mean, his room is covered in what heroes are made of.

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