I always thought Dracula and Jesus shared a lot in common. Both have a huge obsession with blood and eating human flesh (communion, anyone?), and both leave behind mindless bloodsuckers who try to convert you over to the dark side all the fucking time. Plus, like a vampire, they can’t come in to your house unless you invite them, so be weary!
(props to Isaac for the find)
November 4th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
hah saw this on /b/ today…
November 5th, 2009 at 1:36 am
Brilliant!
November 5th, 2009 at 6:10 am
Sorry, doesn’t work. They killed Dracula and brought him back in the movies (and you could argue that he’s dead anyway). He’s in the wrong part of the diagram.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Dracula wasn’t really dead though!
November 5th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
I love how Jesus is always being compared to all these awesome supernatural humans. Earlier today I read an article where He was compared to Superman. I think it’s great that even his MYTH inspires so much creativity and passion. To think someone could be so inspired by the myth of Jesus to erect a web site this nice to simply try and disprove him is amazing. Talk about a legacy. I haven’t see any anti Superman or anti Dracula sites, but I will keep my eye out for them.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
When people start committing mass murder, and trying to infect our schools with junk science in the name of Darcula i can guarentee you, you will see sites like this. Noone has ever killed an abortion doctor or stripped people of the right to marry in the name of Dracula. To bad we cant say the same for imaginary jesus.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
@Mark
Well if believers of Superman were out killing people in the name of Superman, even though it was blindly odvious he wasn’t real, would it then be so crazy to make a site for Superman unbelievers?
@Jacob Fortin
Cheers! I didn’t expect my submission to get any attension at all.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Thig said ” When people start committing mass murder, and trying to infect our schools with junk science in the name of Darcula i can guarentee you, you will see sites like this.”
Mass murder? In the name of Jesus? Where? When? Last mass murder I’m aware of was motivated by ethnic cleansing. In fact Hitler built his view of ethics on Darwinian principles. Everyone knows that–or so I thought.
“Noone has ever killed an abortion doctor or stripped people of the right to marry in the name of Dracula. To bad we cant say the same for imaginary jesus.”
Why single out abortion doctors in a conversation about murder? Why isn’t the murder of a Mexican teenage sex slave every bit as important as the murder of an abortion doctor? What was the motive for her death? Sex? So shall we condemn sex and cut off every man’s penis? Honestly, to blame JESUS for murder, any murder, is completely ridiculous. Jesus doesn’t control how lunatics act, how they interpret His word, or what they do with it. FREE WILL is the cornerstone of the Christian faith. Without it there is no God. Remove free will, and kiss the Bible goodbye. Hence people are free to do whatever they want. I just read how a cop raped a teenage girl in the back of his cruiser. So shall we condemn the police and take away their guns because of one bad apple? Come on now.
Isaac said “Well if believers of Superman were out killing people in the name of Superman, even though it was blindly odvious he wasn’t real, would it then be so crazy to make a site for Superman unbelievers?”
I have read where people kill in the name of Allah. I heard some flew some planes into the financial center of some huge country. Where are the anti Allah sites? Are you prepared to make one? How about some good old fashioned anti Islamic fundamentalist web site fun? But no, that wouldn’t be as easy. There might be consequences. Because UNLIKE modern day Christians, these people DO *KILL* in mass numbers for their God, and they probably wouldn’t take too kindly to you bashing them with a site that got so many hits. But with Christians it’s easy to have a site like this and even use your real name, isn’t it? Why? Because you and I both know Christians are not going to come looking for you. They’ll pray for you, but they won’t hurt you.
As for people killing doctors and so forth, just because they kill in the NAME of God doesn’t mean they are of God anymore than my signing my name “Bill Gates” actually makes me Bill Gates.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Mark,
Whether or not you think the Doctor killer is a Christian doesn’t change the fact that he was killing in the name of Jesus and Christianity. He read his bible and decided that the abortion doctor should die. He felt he was justified in killing someone in the name of God.
Christians can tear up his membership card but they can’t escape the blame.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Last time I checked, this site covers a variety of religions/un-thinks. Check out the podcasts or the Mitchell and Webb sketch re homeopathy. There isn’t only one bag of crazy in the world, Mark
November 5th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
OMG that is so awesome!
November 5th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Besides all the usual Christian slaughters like the crusades, witch trials what did all the good Christians do to the Native Americans when they first got to America…..oh they fuckin killed them. Yes you can blame jesus and the christian religion for every murder committed while people thought they were doing gods work. Without religion they wouldnt have been doing it!!
Im not talking about a random christian who justt kills someone in a drunken brawl or whatever,I am talking specifically about the murders that would never have been committed if it wasnt for religion. The fact you use that ” oh you cant blame religion for how someone interputs it ” is mind boggling. Your precious bible is very clear about killing your kids if they are disobediant, and stoneing your wife or brother if they try to convert you to another god. It doesnt allow for interpetation.
This site covers the blatant stupidity of every religion, islam can go fuck itself to, its all equally false and made up. Just because Christians arent out murdering heretics at this time doesnt mean the religion isnt just as violent.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Can we blame the religious for constantly removing the rights of their fellow americans like they just did in Maine? or is that jsut more people misinterpeting the awe inspiring book that is the bible?
November 5th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
FREE WILL is the cornerstone of the Christian faith.
hahahahahahahahahaha!
November 5th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
TGA is slacking… try to produce some original content, btw other site is sucking too, what is up?
November 5th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Filming a TV Show pilot. I mentioned it in the site news. Same on Fightlinker.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
“In fact Hitler built his view of ethics on Darwinian principles. Everyone knows that–or so I thought. ”
No.
What Hitler wanted was eugenics – intelligently interfering to reach a desired goal. A little like “intelligent design”, you might say!
November 20th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I agree with the mark guy. And Atheist people kinda scare me… no offense.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
@k.k: Atheists scare you?
I don’t think I’m very scary. I’m a little on the wacky side, but I think that’s cause I’m smart and in my intelligence I see things different from others, but aside from that, I’m a kind, gentle soul.
Is it because I don’t follow the ‘moral code’ of the bible? Screw that, I follow a moral code. Just cause I’m not a Christian doesn’t mean I’m killing and raping and stealing – no afterlife, no consequence, eh? Even with no afterlife, I think there’s a form of it, in your reputation you leave behind. I’d rather people say about me “That Kevin was a real nice guy” rather than “Kevin was such an asshole.”
January 4th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
mark was the only rational one on this forum. god is infinite wisdom–infinite nothingness. he doesn’t exist. We are jesus’ brothers. He didn’t do shit, but him dying for our sins (eating is a sin) makes it OK FOR US TO SIN!!!!! the bible says so but advises you to create as much as you can and destroy as little as possible. fighting is destroying, but you create a more solid self-image and other things when you win a fight. But you shouldn’t need to destroy things to create things that only exist in your mind. That’s the wisdom of the bible. It was just made for people back then who weren’t intelligent, but were wise, and trusted the word of the bible because they didn’t need facts to make them understand right and wrong. I used to thing that right and wrong didn’t exist, but now i know right is creating, wrong is destroying. It just depends on which side of things you look at. Of course the bible is “made up”. so is everything else that exists.
January 4th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
mark was the only rational one on this forum. god is infinite wisdom–infinite nothingness. he doesn’t exist. We are jesus’ brothers. He didn’t do shit, but him dying for our sins (eating is a sin) makes it OK FOR US TO SIN!!!!! the bible says so but advises you to create as much as you can and destroy as little as possible. fighting is destroying, but you create a more solid self-image and other things when you win a fight. But you shouldn’t need to destroy things to create things that only exist in your mind. That’s the wisdom of the bible. It was just made for people back then who weren’t intelligent, but were wise, and trusted the word of the bible because they didn’t need facts to make them understand right and wrong. I used to thing that right and wrong didn’t exist, but now i know right is creating, wrong is destroying. It just depends on which side of things you look at. Of course the bible is “made up”. so is everything else that exists.