Leave that Turtle alone!
With all the Jesus sightings in cheese sandwiches, tree stumps, old chocolate, and stained glass, you might be tempted to think that Christians have a monopoly on “crazy”. Luckily, every other religion is equally embarrassing, and the latest story of human stupidity comes from a small east Indian village, where the local populace has kidnapped a turtle claiming it’s one of their Hindu gods, Lord Jagannath.
As you can see from the picture, they sort of do look a little similar, without the gigantic paper crown and hideous dresses of course. Turtles are a protected species in India, and the government is trying to resolve the situation without throwing everyone’s ass in jail. I might suggest showing up with a couple books on skepticism and science. They quite obviously need it!