This one’s for the kiddies

OK kids, if you ever asked your crazy religious parents why you have to do what the Lord tells you, listen to this song and get it in your sinning little heads that he will fuck you up if you so much as doubt him for one second. That seems like a totally reasonable response for someone to have, don’t you think? It’s like having a landlord who arbitrarily gives people good apartments or shitty apartments, and if you fucking complain once, he tortures you until you beg for death. This is also according to an annoyingly large portion of Americans, the same dude who once killed a guy just because he didn’t cum inside his brother’s widow.

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