How do I know God exists? He made me cry!
This is some Glenn Beck level of emo right there. Just because you cry like a bitch every time you think about God certainly doesn’t mean he exists (it probably just means you need a hug from a real person or something). Dude, have you considered the possibility all of this is shit is just a bunch of make-believe? I used to cry when Santa didn’t bring me that present I asked for; does the fact I shed so many tears prove Santa is real? Hardly.
You know, every time the Holy Spirit touches me, I start crying too. Why does he have to put his cold dead hands so far down my pants, anyways?
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Jim
I feel guilty for laughing at this… that poor, poor man…
Isaac
He crys more than Chris Crocker when he was yelling, “Leave Britney Alone!!”
He talks about “god’s” “love” and “mercy”. He obviously hasn’t read the bible, or heard of the concept of hell, which his god seems very enthusiastic about.
Someone should make a parody “The Flying Spahetti Monster touched me with his oogly-boogle-dee-ness! Why don’t you understand?! Waah Waah WAAH!!”
With godlessness,
-Isaac
Razzle
what the fuck?
illfjord
Does baby need a bitty?
Iason Ouabache
Ok, show us on the doll exactly where the Holy Spirit touched you.
Jessica Sideways
Apparently, the holy spirit touched him… in the naughty place! When he says that he wants us to “know” god, does he mean like the story where the one dude offers up his virgin daughters for raping? ;-P
Jeffrey
…wow.
Dave
Is it just me, or does he keep referring to “the Holy Spurt”, which apparently is powerful and washes over him?