Jesus on Mars
September 4, 2009 10:59 am
It takes a Christian to see a messianic figure in knotted trees, cheese sandwitches and dog anuses. You can now add Mars to the list of Jesus signting. Seems a bunch of gullible believers think this rock formation looks like their Messiah.
Do I have to remind everyone that the tendency for human beings to see recognizable patterns (and in particular human forms) in random objects is well documented? Are there really no Christians aware of Pareidolia? Surely there must be some Christians that are personally embarrassed every time some new “discovery” is made.
I just don’t see it, personally. I guess I don’t believe in him hard enough. Yeah, that must be the fucking reason…
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4 Comments
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September 4, 2009
“Surely there must be some Christians that are personally embarrassed every time some new “discovery” is made.”
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September 4, 2009
That last comment didn’t come out right…
“Surely there must be some Christians that are personally embarrassed every time some new “discovery” is made.”
/raises_hand
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September 4, 2009
I thought god created heaven and earth. I don’t recall mars being mentioned.
Besides, to me it looks more like the three-titted girl on total recall. and at least she’s actually FROM mars.
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September 4, 2009
Personally, I see the face of one of those prawn aliens from District 9.
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