Billy Connolly on suicide bombing
The actual “number” of virgins waiting for these suicide bombers is 72, which makes you wonder where they all come from. I’ve had sex with a few virgins in my day. Let me assure you; the sex was terrible. I would trade in all 72 of them for just 3 experienced MILFs. They know what they are doing, they are sexually ambitious, and best of all, they don’t care if it’s magical the first time. The only virgins anyway would be the terrorists themselves, who trade in their lives for the false promise of sex. Hey guys, there are virgins here on Earth if you want them, and unlike the ones up in paradise, these are real.
(props to Mario for the find)