Boy steals father’s car, has chase with police to avoid church

How much does church suck? Well, I was never forced to go except for funerals, and even that was slow torture. I can therefore sympathize with this story. A 7 year old boy led police on a slow speed chase in his father’s Intrepid, all because he wanted to avoid going to church.

I imagine his punishment is simply going to be even more church, so his hasty decision will end up costing him in the end. I just wish I had this kid’s guts; it’s not everyone who will go to such extremes to avoid boring sermons. What’s he going to do to skip church when he’s a teenager; steal a boat? Cuz that would be AWESOME!

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