I’m coming, Jesus!

June 30, 2009 10:13 am

Florida is a strange place. Maybe it’s the heat down there, but it seems like every other day, someone in the sunshine state is doing something weird. Yesterday, a Largo, man crashed his car into The Faith United Methodist Church in an attempt to take his own life to be “closer to Jesus”.

It turns out that if you keep telling someone who is obviously depressed and suicidal that Jesus is his best friend that they’ll get to hang out together all the time in Heaven, the guy might get a little tired of waiting and take matters into his own hands. Phillip Warner, 54, REALLY wanted to be with Jesus, and I guess he figured that if you’re going to die anywhere, it might as well be at his house!