I know what I want for Christmas!
I finally figured out what I want for Christmas. What could be more exciting than a bunch of shirts with the word “Ex” in front of all kinds of words I find controversial? That’s what the guys at P4CM.com are doing. For 10 dollars, you too can have a shirt with very personal information about yourself. I’m thinking anyone walking around with an ‘ex-homosexual’ and ‘ex-fornicator’ t-shirt is just begging to be proved wrong.
Now, in case you’re wondering how an ‘ex-atheist’ thinks, here’s what they had to say about us:
Many of us would not have said that God did not exist, but we lived as though God did not exist. We lived as though there would be no consequences for our sins. We did whatever pleased us. Thank God though, today we are officially ex-[sic]athiests.
Now I won’t condemn them for misspelling atheist, since I’m not winning any grammar rodeos myself. I will, however, point out their definition of atheism is pretty weak. They weren’t even willing to “say that God did not exist”. Sad really. Sounds more like a bunch of confused Christians in my book. Here’s a tip from the pros: If you really want to be an atheist, you have to completely reject the notion of God. You could call it a requirement, really. Good luck with your shitty t-shirts though.