10 reasons why Superman is better than Jesus


This article
made me want to include a little list of why Superman is better than Jesus. I’ve made a comparative list so I can definitively prove the last son of Krypton is superior to the King of Kings in almost every way.

  1. Superman has saved the planet for destruction numerous times. Jesus has threatened to return and bring on the end of the earth with him, but so far is a fucking ‘no-show’.
  2. Jesus performed a few miracles, but Superman can shoot laser beams out of his eyes, he can fly, is indestructible, and can see through everything except lead. In one movie he turned back time. How awesome is that?
  3. Jesus may have died for your sins, but Superman died to protect us from an intergalactic killing machine called Doomsday.
  4. When Jesus died, he was resurrected 3 days later and then abruptly left, telling his disciples he’d be back within their lifetimes (an obvious lie). Superman died, was in stasis for a while, and emerged with long glorious 90’s hair. Unlike Jesus, however, Superman stuck around and has been busy keeping the world safe from evil.
  5. Although not a God, Superman still risks his life all the time trying to combat super villains. Jesus, on the other hand, is apparently all powerful, and yet refuses to do something as basic as healing amputees.
  6. Superman can move mountains. Jesus claims praying to him will accomplish the same feat, but no noticeable effects from prayer have ever been measured.
  7. Superman is an expert in dozens of languages, and is an accomplished journalist. Jesus never left any writings, or evidence of any of his works.
  8. Superman hooked up with the insanely hot Lois Lane, while the only women who showed any interest in Jesus were prostitutes.
  9. Jesus said “But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me” (Luke 19:27). Superman, on the other hand, has a strict code of conduct that forbids him to kill anyone.
  10. If you fell out of your apartment window and cried for help, Superman would try and save you. Not only will Jesus not even bother to save you; he will send you to hell for all eternity if you don’t believe in him.

Now some people may criticize me for this article, and they might be right: what’s the point in debating which fictional character is better, anyways?

Comments (210)

  • avatar

    Gordon

    And Batman is better than superman so batman is better than jesus (which by the way its very easy to be better than jesus)

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    GoldenArms

    Nobody wants to play a jebus video game or read a jebus comic book. Go listen to more stories from an old dirty man in a robe.

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    Nina

    One reason all I need. Jesus is real and superman is not. Jesus died and came back to life. Let’s see superman top that one. If Jesus is not real why do you go out of your way to insult Him. Just don’t believe in Him but something inside of you can’t let Him go. Will be praying for you. You can listen to some of my videos on you tube “eternetfisher”
    Thanks,

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    Stewardman

    To me the best hero ever is “Saviorman”! He is also known as “Christ the King”, or “CK” for short. LOL. Sorry to those who don’t agree… I couldn’t resist. LOL.

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    savier

    Question for u Jesus haters, does superman ever saved you. when you in sickness call ur superman. When u have no way out to solve ur problems, or maybe a car has broke your neck just call ur superman, or maybe u in danger please call ur superman. let see what ur superman can do for u.

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    savier

    Superman is a fictional character with a thong out of his pants. How dumb the way he’s dressed it will influence his followers to be dumb too.

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    mathematical online aptitude test

    peachy publication I think it is well.

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    Garry D

    no offence intended but a far greater call – simply put and like most Americans even in the churches – living in a fantasy land not to know God at all for their lives to even begin to see the peace love and contentment only he can bring to our lives much less to make it to eternity with him.

    America is overloaded with spoilt to the core, pampered pets it must make Jesus sick to his stomach to even think about all he did for us and this is what he gets for it – thank God he is the true God and can forgive !!!

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    Joseph

    WHO DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE!!!!! JESUS CREATED YOU HE IS GOD & BY THE WAY, JESUS CAN DO ANYTHING HE MADE WHAT YOU STAND ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Hope

    Denying Jesus existed is way off based on a historical stand point. Besides the four separate documents in the new testament based on his life. A Jewish man named Flavius Josephus recorded events of Jesus’ life around 55 AD. He personally spoke to people that lived with Jesus. Other examples are Cornelius Tacitus, Clement of Rome, Ignatius of Antioch, Justin Martyr, and Seutonius. Just look them up for examples. Or rather you can google whether he historically existed at all. All historical evidence is so strongly pointed towards his existence than anyone at that period.

    Superman is based off of Jesus. Pretty awesome website: http://hollywoodjesus.com/superman.htm

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    Hope

    By the way I’m not bashing atheist or trying to be high and mighty. Just wanted to show their is historical evidence, and try not to bash Christianity because as followers our job is to spread the word, yet many do no know the right way. Me included.. All I can hope is to show a few people down the right path someday. I hope you guys found this interesting. God Bless.

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    AjesR9

    I have a problem with number 7, cause superman may be a expert in dozens of languages, but Jesus was able to speak all the languages in the world.

    plus Jesus didn’t hide behind a second identity, as Superman did.

    And i also see supermans alter-ego as an insult to humans, as Clark Kent is how Superman sees the human race, and what characterizes Clark Kent: Weak, shy, undecisive, has bad eyes, unable to take action. In short Supermans impression of humans is that we are LOSERS, where Jesus thinks that every human being is a miracle.

    jesus could make wine(alcohol) out of water, which would be invaluable at a party. Superman may be able to grill sausages with his eyes and cool beers with his breath, but for those things you can also use grill/fire and a freezer/ice/wet towel.

    all that been said I would still rather have Superman to back me up in a fight, but i would rather have jesus at a party.

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    Live Love

    Jesus is the only hope for today and I pray that someday He will capture your heart like He has mine.For superman has never saved me but Jesus is there everytime and all you have to do is call upon His name.Praying you find His love!

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    Christian Jay

    JESUS IS WAY MORE BETTER THAN SUPERMAN! CAN SUPERMAN CREATE MOUNTAINS? LAND? SEA? AIR? HUMANS? ANIMALS? GRASSES? MINDS? BONES? AND EVERYTHING! superman is just an imagination. I hate people who hates Jesus.

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    Lee(f)

    Dear christian deuce: no Superman could not create mountains. And neither could jesus, you idiot.

    When the fuck did you ever read a story about jesus making mountains?! Even if he was the son of some sky-crap there was NEVER any written case about jesus making mountains. Seriously, what the fuck.

    Superman could move a mountain with the flick of a finger. Beat that.

  • avatar

    Erik

    Poor you. Big poor you.

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    John

    Decent argument- but terrible writing! Why not proof read at least once before posting? Think of how many assholes like myself you’d fend off.

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    fellow moron

    moron

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    R.J. Moore II

    Also, an alien who can convert electro-magnetic and gravitic energy on contact is a lot more realistic than a metaphysically nonsensical entity that existed before the Universe and can do absolutely anything regardless of the laws of physics.

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    Issac

    Anyone who wan worship a trinity and still call there religion a monotheism, please contact me I have a great deal no cheques just small non-sequential bills please. oh BTW Superman>Jesus. Wait Jesus never existed Jesus is a translation of the Latin Iesus. Which in turn is a Hellenization of the Hebrew Yĕhōšuă. Yĕhōšuă which means Joshua. Seeing as neither Joseph nor Mary’s last name was Christ which comes from kraɪst which itself is derived from the Greek Χριστός Christós meaning the Anointed One. Thus if I say Jesus Christ!!!, it is not a curse as there was no such person.

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    Tshepo

    You guys are gay!!!!

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    tommy

    A few things are very wrong with this.

    for starters.

    Jesus was real, superman was a fictional character from the imagination of some guy.

    next

    4. When Jesus died, he was resurrected 3 days later and then abruptly left, telling his disciples he’d be back within their lifetimes (an obvious lie). Superman died, was in stasis for a while, and emerged with long glorious 90’s hair. Unlike Jesus, however, Superman stuck around and has been busy keeping the world safe from evil.

    Jesus did come back within their lifetimes. Many times in fact.

    7. Superman is an expert in dozens of languages, and is an accomplished journalist. Jesus never left any writings, or evidence of any of his works.

    Explain the bible

    2. Jesus performed a few miracles, but Superman can shoot laser beams out of his eyes, he can fly, is indestructible, and can see through everything except lead. In one movie he turned back time. How awesome is that?

    Jesus made wine from water. How awesome is that? he can help you get drunk, what can superman do? shoot you with lasers? big whoop

    5. Although not a God, Superman still risks his life all the time trying to combat super villains. Jesus, on the other hand, is apparently all powerful, and yet refuses to do something as basic as healing amputees.

    superman can’t heal them either.

    get facts straight? read the bible for the right facts.

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    rachel

    god is wayyy better than superman 100% you are just mad that god hasnt done anything for you. youre so ungreatful. who made this earth for you to live on jesus not superman

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    Thaj

    Awesome.. too awesome that I had to take excerpts from this!!

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    Lacey

    wow all of you people that are saying Jesus isn’t real need to read the Bible. There IS a God. I would rather live my life to the glory of God.. Because i have sixty six reasons to believe in Him.

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    Lacey

    And I’m pretty sure that if He can walk on water He can shoot lasers out of his eyeballs… I mean not that he would ACTUALLY want to..?

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    Arlene

    Only one thing I want to emphasize here: If Superman is better than Jesus, then ask yourselves these questions: Since most of you are Atheist, these are the questions: Did Superman create the Universe? Superman may have risk his life, but can he protect your souls? Can he fulfill your needs? And most of all, can he hear your cries and pains? Atheist, try this for yourselves and see the result okay then after trying these simple steps, you can find out if Superman is better than Jesus Christ. Best of luck with you ;)

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    Arlene

    Another one that I forgot to answer, yes right- if one of you is about to fall or if you will see a car coming right ahead of any one of you and about to bump on anyone of you, right- try calling Superman to see if he will rescue you.
    And yes, falling on the mountain by accident- try yelling the name of Superman to see if he will come to your rescue. Those are the only things you should try!

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    Justin

    Love the idea! You’ve just got to take the anger out to debate at the best level.

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    anonymous

    There is really nothing more powerful than fear, indeed…

    @Rico & @Everyone

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    Eduardo

    I just wish I could have been born 100 years from now when science has provided rational explanations for just about everything and the baseless delusions of religion are no longer considered relevant in mainstream discourse. 

    Discussions like the one on this board simply couldn’t have occurred 20 years ago and thanks to the internet religion can no longer rely on the weapon of ignorance.  Current and future generations now have access to abundant information written by credible intellectuals and scholars that casts doubt on the foundations of religious thought and the dubious texts and ideas on which they’re based.

    Having grown up in a very religious part of the country where there are churches on every corner and a Jesus sticker on every car, I’m glad to see that there are scores of other people who didn’t buy into the dogma that was shoved down our throats.   I’m sure I am not the only one to have been made to feel like an outcast and a freak because we don’t feel the “real” presence of a 2000 year old imaginary friend and live our lives according to a book of outlandish mythology that has likely been mistranslated and embellished many times over.   

    Theists always like to portray non believers as miserable people since they have been taught that happiness is impossible without god, but I can tell you personally that I am much, much happier now that I am free of the nagging fear, guilt, and confusion I once had by not “getting” religion.  If I’m sad about anything, it’s the fact that I still can’t openly discuss my beliefs amongst my friends and family in the same way religious people can and have to grit my teeth and take it when my family drags me to church.   

    If atheists are a tad arrogant, maybe it’s because most of us have grown frustrated after a lifetime of having reminders of the Christian majority’s dogma and symbolism shoved in our faces every day and are glad to finally have a chance to express our side for a change.  Think about how you would feel if the situation was reversed…    

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    shirley

    FIRST THING IS SUPER IS NOT REAL ITS ALL IMAGINATION.
    AND SUPERMAN DOESN’T EXIST.
    JESUS CAME TO SAVE PEOPLE FROM THEIR SINS AND NOT TO HAVE ANY RELATIONSHIP WITH ANY BLOODY PROSTITUTE OR LOUIS LANE OR ANY HUMAN.
    HE CAME TO SAVE TO SAVE THE LIVES OF EVERY MAN AND STILL YOU CAN BE SAVED IF U TRUST IN HIM.
    JESUS WAS SENT BY GOD AND HE WAS HOLY.
    I THINK YOU SHUD JUST CHECK OUT THE WHOLE CHAPTER OF LUKE.
    YOU JUST TRIED TO COMMENT ON LUKE 19:27,THAT MEANS U HAVE READ BIBLE EVEN ONCE BECAUSE YOU TRUSTED HIM AND IN HIS STRENGTH.
    IT DEPENDS UPON YOU IF U WANT TO BELIEVED AND GET SAVED.
    HE LIVES FOREVER.
    HE REIGNS FOREVER.

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    Bizness

    Freakin’ hilarious. This gave me the laugh I needed for the day. I believe even Jesus would get a kick out of this. Besides even Superman believes in Jesus. However for you non believers that don’t know, in the DCU (where the Man of Steel lives) even he is nothing compared to The Presence. The Presence is the DC comics representation of God and all others deities; New Gods(Darkseid, High Father), Greek gods(Wonder Woman), and any other beings infused with power from the Godwave obey his command. So while Superman is much cooler, has better clothes, and a full time job he still can’t touch J even in the comics. Still log the blog though.

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    FerretDroid

    Let me make this perfectly crystal clear why I am posting this. It is not out of some bullshit you religious freaks are going to make up. It is for one reason and one reason only … You religious FAGS invaded this “clearly non-religious” blog scattering your shit and trying to shove it down everyone’s throat “like you all ALWAYS do” and frankly, I AM SICK OF YOUR SHIT!” Keep your “governmental mind control experiments” to yourself and LEAVE US ALONE!

    As for your labeling, I am not religious, and I am not Atheists! I am a Homo sapien (human species to the uneducated).

    According to the christian mythology, as stated above, Jesus created the earth … RIGHT! What is he, a time-traveler now? I never heard mention of this before. Make it up as you go to try to bullshit people into believing you crap, and sooner or later, you are bound to step in your OWN shit!
    One that gets me from the bible is where Cain kills Abel …
    But Cain answered the Lord, “My punishment is too great to bear! Since You are banishing me today from the soil, and I must hide myself from Your presence and become a restless wanderer on the earth, whoever finds me will kill me.”
    Then the Lord replied to him, “Therefore, whosoever slayeth Cain vengeance will suffer vengeance seven times over.” And the Lord set a Mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.
    … This is Adam and Eve’s son, before the proverbial snake told Eve to eat the apple (chuckles). Accordingly, all of God’s people lived in the “Garden of Eden” and since they are (according to this myth) the “first” people on earth, then they therefore MUST BE THE ONLY people on earth. Well, when God kicks Cain out of the Garden of Eden for killing his brother Abel, God places a “mark” upon Cain to prevent the ??? “OTHER” ??? people from killing him. Where did these “other people” come from “outside” the Garden of Eden?
    Here again, theses mythologist stepped in their own proverbial shit!
    OK, I am tired of the LIES LIES LIES, let’s debunk this shit once and for all, right here and now!

    Evolution is REAL, get over it! Shove your “Creationism” where the sun don’t shine! Science has “Irrefutable DNA Evidence” of Evolution! HA!
    Get this book, read it and weep …

    RELICS OF EDEN
    The Powerful Evidence of Evolution in Human DNA By Daniel J. Fairbanks
    Prometheus Books
    Copyright © 2007 Daniel J. Fairbanks
    All right reserved.
    ISBN: 978-1-59102-564-1

    Chapter One
    FUSION

    Images of evolution abound, often depicting humans with apes and monkeys. The idea that we are related to other primates gripped the public almost from the day Darwin first published the Origin of Species. On June 30, 1860, just a few months after the first edition of Origin of Species was released, Samuel Wilberforce, the bishop of Oxford, and Thomas Henry Huxley, a staunch supporter of Darwin, engaged in a brisk exchange during a meeting at Oxford University. Years later, Isabella Sidgwick famously recounted the incident with more than a bit of embellishment:

    The Bishop rose, and in a light scoffing tone, florid and fluent, he assured us there was nothing in the idea of evolution; rock-pigeons were what rock-pigeons had always been. Then, turning to his antagonist with a smiling insolence, he begged to know, was it through his grandfather or his grandmother that he claimed his descent from a monkey? On this Mr. Huxley slowly and deliberately arose. Aslight tall figure stern and pale, very quiet and very grave, he stood before us, and spoke those tremendous words-words which no one seems sure of now, nor I think, could remember just after they were spoken, for their meaning took away our breath, though it left us in no doubt as to what it was. He was not ashamed to have a monkey for his ancestor; but he would be ashamed to be connected with a man who used great gifts to obscure the truth. No one doubted his meaning and the effect was tremendous. One lady fainted and had to be carried out: I, for one, jumped out of my seat.

    Huxley’s own recollection, although less spirited than Ms. Sidgwick’s, captured the excitement of the moment:

    If then, said I, the question is put to me would I rather have a miserable ape for a grandfather or a man highly endowed by nature and possessed of great means of influence and yet who employs those faculties and that influence for the mere purpose of introducing ridicule into a grave scientific discussion -I unhesitatingly affirm my preference for the ape. Whereupon there was inextinguishable laughter among the people -and they listened to the rest of my argument with the greatest attention.

    Almost a century and a half later, emotions still run high whether one accepts or scorns the idea of an evolutionary relationship between humans and apes. Setting emotions aside, what does science tell us about the relationship? Specifically, does our DNA hold solid evidence that humans and great apes share common ancestry? This chapter highlights some of the clearest and most powerful evidence, all within a single human chromosome.

    HUMAN AND GREAT-APE CHROMOSOMES ARE STRIKINGLY SIMILAR.

    The DNA of most organisms, including humans, is contained within structures called chromosomes. Each chromosome is a coiled-up molecule of DNA with proteins that stabilize it. When a cell is about to divide in two, the chromosomes condense into compact structures that are easy to observe with the help of a microscope. Each compact chromosome has a constricted region called a centromere, with very specific DNA sequences in it. The centromere serves a critical role in helping direct the chromosome to its proper position when cells divide. The ends of each chromosome are called telomeres and they, too, contain highly specific DNA sequences.

    Each time a chromosome replicates, a bit of telomere DNA erodes away, but a protein called telomerase restores the eroded ends to reconstitute the telomeres. Thus, telomeres function as buffer zones to protect the important DNA within the chromosome from erosion. If not for telomeres and telomerase, our chromosomes would progressively erode inward from the ends until they could no longer function. As we’ll see momentarily, these structural features-centromeres and telomeres-offer a compelling clue about our evolutionary history.

    If we compare human chromosomes to those of the great apes (chimpanzee, gorilla, and orangutan), one glaring difference stands out: the human genome has one fewer chromosome than the genomes of the great apes. Chimpanzee, gorilla, and orangutan genomes each have twenty-four chromosomes, whereas the human genome has twenty-three. Some opponents of evolution pounced on this difference, claiming that it disproves common ancestry between humans and apes. At one time the difference seemed to justify the traditional classification of great apes into a single family called the Pongidae and humans as the sole surviving species of a different family called the Hominidae. However, DNA analysis eventually shattered that classification (as we’ll see later).

    In 1982, Jorge Yunis and Om Prakash published what is now viewed as a landmark article in the journal Science. Their work confirmed the findings of several earlier studies in exquisite detail: chromosomes from humans, chimpanzees, gorillas, and orangutans are highly similar and can be aligned with one another. More recently, the human and chimpanzee genome projects confirmed and greatly amplified this comparison, showing that not just the chromosomes but the DNA within the chromosomes of humans and chimpanzees is strikingly similar in both sequence and organization, usually with at least 98 percent identity. All researchers comparing human and chimpanzee chromosomes, and the DNA in them, arrived at the same overall conclusion: every human chromosome, except one, has a matching chimpanzee chromosome. The exception is human chromosome 2, which matches two different chromosomes in chimpanzees as well as in the other great apes.

    HOW DID HUMAN CHROMOSOME 2 ORIGINATE?

    The two chimpanzee chromosomes that match human chromosome 2 are called 2A and 2B, and their structures and DNA sequences align them along their full lengths with human chromosome 2.

    What could explain this curious alignment of two chimpanzee chromosomes with one human chromosome? There are three mutually exclusive possibilities.

    First, if humans and chimpanzees share a common ancestor, human chromosome 2 might have formed by the fusion of two chromosomes after the lineage leading to modern humans split from the one leading to modern chimpanzees.

    Second, chimpanzee chromosomes 2A and 2B might have resulted from fission (breakage) of an ancestral chromosome into two after the lineages leading to humans and chimpanzees split.

    Third, the human and chimpanzee chromosomes may have originated independently with no evolutionary relationship to each other. In this case, the similarity is not a product of common ancestry, merely an illusion of it.

    Nine years after Yunis and Prakash published their article, DNA analysis resolved the dilemma, unambiguously supporting one of these three possibilities. To understand how it did, we need a little background information about DNA. DNA molecules contain strands of bases, molecular units that are repeated one after another. There are four different bases in DNA, each designated by the letter representing its chemical name: T, C, A, and G. For example, we can represent a single strand of DNA as a series of letters corresponding to the following base sequence:

    ATGGTGCACCTGACTCCTGAGGAGAA

    Most DNA molecules contain two strands, which are paired with each other. Wherever there is a T in one strand, an A is paired with it in the other. Wherever there is a C in one strand, a G is paired with it in the other. For example, part of the base sequences in two paired strands of DNA can be written as

    ATGGTGCACCTGACTCCTGAGGAGAA TACCACGTGGACTGAGGACTCCTCTT

    Every T in one strand is paired with A in the other, and the same is true for G and C.

    Now let’s turn to the base sequences in telomeres at the ends of chromosomes. Every telomere in human and great-ape chromosomes has the six base-pair sequence

    TTAGGG AATCCC

    repeated over and over about fifty to one hundred times in tandem:

    … TTAGGGTTAGGGTTAGGGTTAGGGTTAGGGTTAGGGTTAGGG … … AATCCCAATCCCAATCCCAATCCCAATCCCAATCCCAATCCC …

    In 1991, scientists at Yale University sequenced the DNA from the site in the middle of human chromosome 2 that matches telomeres at the ends of chimpanzee chromosomes 2A and 2B.

    Their findings clearly reveal which of the three explanations is best. In this region is a DNA sequence with 158 copies of the tandem repeat found in telomeres. At some point in human ancestry, the telomere of one chromosome fused head-to-head with the telomere of a different chromosome. The exact fusion site is preserved in the DNA, and figure 1.1 (p. 25) shows all 158 copies of the sequence with the fusion site labeled. The massive sequence in figure 1.1 is a bit daunting, so let’s focus just on the fusion site.

    … TTAGGGGTTAGGGTTAGCTAACCCTAACCCTAA … … AATCCCCAATCCCAATCGATTGGGATTGGGATT …

    To understand how this sequence reveals the exact fusion site, we need to recognize that the two strands of a DNA molecule do not have a “right side up.” The repeat found in telomeres is

    TTAGGG AATCCC

    However, if we rotate the above sequence 180 degrees, it reads

    CCCTAA GGGATT

    At the fusion site the sequence in the upper strand abruptly changes from repeats resembling TTAGGG to repeats resembling CCCTAA. This abrupt switch is evidence that the DNA in a telomere of one chromosome and the DNA in a telomere of the other chromosome broke and then the two chromosomes fused at the broken ends. Based on evidence of this past event and on what we know about how chromosomes break and fuse in modern times, here’s how the fusion process probably took place:

    First, the two separate chromosomes had identical telomere sequences with multiple tandem repeats of TTAGGG.

    Both chromosomes broke within the telomeres, leaving four base pairs of what was a six base-pair repeat at their broken ends.

    The broken ends were ready to fuse with each other, which we can visualize if we rotate one of the chromosomes 180 degrees relative to the other, thereby inverting the DNA sequence. Once the two chromosomes have fused, the DNA sequence matches the fusion site in human chromosome 2.

    Chromosome fusion is a very rare event. In fact, one of the functions of intact telomeres is to protect the ends of chromosomes from fusing with each other. However, when two chromosomes break, the protection against fusion is lost and they are free to fuse at the breakage points. There are several documented examples of recent chromosome fusions in humans, one of which is associated with a rare type of Down syndrome. The proportion of people who have recent chromosome fusions is extremely small, but it provides clear evidence that new fusions do occur.

    Let’s now return to the repeated sequence surrounding the fusion site in figure 1.1. Of the 158 repeats, 44 are perfect copies of TTAGGG or CCCTAA. In most cases, the remaining repeats differ from the standard sequence by no more than one or two base pairs.

    This is precisely what we expect if the fusion happened long ago in the remote ancestry of humans. After the fusion event, the repeats no longer functioned as telomeres, so mutations (changes in the DNAsequence) in them had no harmful or beneficial effect. The ancient telomere at the fusion site is now a nonfunctioning relic of evolution embedded in the middle of the chromosome. The more generations humans are separated from the fusion event, the more mutations we expect to accumulate in the sequence. Because the majority of the repeated segments have mutations in them, the chromosomes must have fused a long time ago, probably tens of thousands of generations deep into our ancestry. Thus, the evidence clearly eliminates chromosome fission and independent origins as reasonable alternatives to fusion.

    THERE’S STILL MORE EVIDENCE OF FUSION.

    These leftover telomere sequences in the middle of chromosome 2 are not the only evidence that this chromosome arose from a fusion. The centromere in human chromosome 2 aligns with the centromere in chimpanzee chromosome 2A, but the centromere in chimpanzee chromosome 2B aligns with a site in human chromosome 2 where there is no centromere.

    Fusion at the telomeres should have left two centromeres in the ancient fused chromosome, but there is only one now. Is there any evidence that a centromere was once present at this second site?

    In every human and great-ape chromosome, the centromere contains a very specific DNA sequence that is repeated over and over, a 171 base-pair sequence called the alphoid sequence. Two groups of scientists, one in Italy and the other in the United States, searched for alphoid sequences in human chromosomes and found them at every centromere, as expected. They also found alphoid sequences at the site in human chromosome 2 where the remnants of this second centromere should be. These remnants are evidence of a now-defunct centromere.

    All copies of the alphoid sequence in this nonfunctioning remnant are mutated when compared to those in functioning centromeres, evidence that this second centromere was disabled long ago in our ancestry, probably at around the time when the two chromosomes fused.

    The evidence that human chromosome 2 arose from a fusion, and that it closely matches two chimpanzee chromosomes (as well as two chromosomes in other great apes), is solid and unmistakable. The only reasonable explanation of this evidence is a chromosome fusion that happened after the lineage leading to humans diverged from the lineages leading to the great apes. This solid evidence of our common ancestry with other primates is but the tip of the iceberg. As we are about to see, the human genome is littered throughout with millions of relics that tell an astonishing story of our evolutionary ancestry.

    (Continues…)

    Excerpted from RELICS OF EDEN by Daniel J. Fairbanks Copyright © 2007 by Daniel J. Fairbanks.

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    ALSO … Astrology is the “Blueprint” of your religious dogma, here after is the proof of that (you have a “copy-cat” religion) …

    Zeitgeist Transcript:

    Spirituality Is a particular term which actually means a dealing with intuition. In the theistic tradition there is a notion of clinging into a word. A certain act is regarded as displeasing to divine principles, a certain act is regarded as pleasing for the divine… whatever. In the tradition of non-theism, however, it is very direct… that the case histories are not particularly important. What is actually important is Here and Now. Now is definitely now. We try to experience what is available there… on the spot. There is no point in thinking that a past did exist that we could have now. This is now. This very moment. Nothing mystical, just ‘Now’, very simple, straightforward. And from that Now-ness, however, arises a sense of intelligence always that you are constantly interacting with reality one by one. Spot by spot. Constantly. We actually experience fantastic precision, always. But we are threatened by the Now so we jump to the past or the future. Paying attention to the materials that exist in our life… such rich life that we lead all these choices take place all the time… but none of them are regarded as bad or good per se everything we experience are unconditional experiences They don’t come along with a label saying ‘this is regarded as bad’ or ‘this is good’. But we experience them but we don’t actually pay heed to them properly. We don’t actually regard that we are going somewhere. We regard that as a hassle. Waiting to be dead. Waiting to be dead. (echo… ) That is a problem. That is not trusting the Now-ness properly that what is actually experienced Now possesses a lot of powerful things. It is so powerful that we can’t face it. Therefore, we have to borrow from the past and invite the future all the time. And Maybe that’s why we seek religion. Maybe that’s why we march in the street. Maybe that’s why we complain to society Maybe that’s why we vote for the presidents. It is quite ironical… Very funny indeed. {ZEITGEIST} The more you begin to investigate what we think we understand, where we came from, what we think we’re doing, the more you begin to see we’ve been lied to. We’ve been lied to by every institution. What makes you think for one minute that the religious institution is the only one that’s never been touched? The religious institutions of this world are at the bottom of the dirt. The religious institutions in this world are put there by the same people who gave you your government, your corrupt education, who set up your international banking cartels. Because our masters don’t give a damn about you or your family. All they care about is what they have always cared about and that’s controlling the whole damn world. We have been misled away from the true and divine presence in the universe that men have called god. I don’t know what god is but I know what he isn’t, and unless and until you are prepared to look at the whole truth, and wherever it may go, whoever it may lead to, if you want to look the other way or if you want to play favorites, then somewhere along the line you’re going to find out you’re messing with divine justice. The more you educate yourself the more you understand where things come from the more obvious things become and you begin to see lies everywhere. You have to know the truth and seek the truth and the truth will set you free. They must find it difficult… Those who have taken authority as the truth, Rather than truth as the authority G. Massey, Egyptologist.
    George Carlin …
    Because I gotta tell you the truth, folks, I gotta tell you the truth. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe, of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims – Religion. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and he needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all- wise, somehow just can’t handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!
    Part I: The Greatest Story Ever Told
    This is the sun. As far back as 10 thousand B.C., history is abundant with carvings and writings reflecting peoples respect and adoration for this object. And it is simple to understand why as every morning the sun would rise, bringing vision, warmth, and security, saving man from the cold, blind, predator-filled darkness of night. Without it, the cultures understood the crops would not grow, and life on the planet would not survive. These realities made the sun the most adored object of all time. Likewise, they were also very aware of the stars. The tracking of the stars allowed them to recognize and anticipate events which occurred over long periods of time, such as eclipses and full moons. They in turn catalogued celestial groups into what we know today as constellations. This is the cross of the Zodiac, one of the oldest conceptual images in human history. It reflects the sun as it figuratively passes through the 12 major constellations over the course of a year. It also reflects the 12 months of the year, the 4 seasons, and the solstices and equinoxes. The term Zodiac relates to the fact that constellations were anthropomorphized, or personified, as figures, or animals. In other words, the early civilizations did not just follow the sun and stars, they personified them with elaborate myths involving their movements and relationships. The sun, with its life-giving and life-saving qualities was personified as a representative of the unseen creator or god. It was known as “God’s Sun,” the light of the world, the savior of human kind. Likewise, the 12 constellations represented places of travel for God’s Sun and were identified by names, usually representing elements of nature that happened during that period of time. For example, Aquarius, the water bearer, who brings the Spring rains. This is Horus. He is the Sun God of Egypt of around 3000 BC. He is the sun, anthropomorphized, and his life is a series of allegorical myths involving the sun’s movement in the sky. From the ancient hieroglyphics in Egypt, we know much about this solar messiah. For instance, Horus, being the sun, or the light, had an enemy known as Set and Set was the personification of the darkness or night. And metaphorically speaking, every morning Horus would win the battle against Set – while in the evening, Set would conquer Horus and send him into the underworld. It is important to note that “dark vs. light” or “good vs. evil” is one of the most ubiquitous mythological dualities ever known and is still expressed on many levels to this day. Broadly speaking, the story of Horus is as follows: Horus was born on December 25th of the virgin Isis-Meri. His birth was accompanied by a star in the east, and upon his birth, he was adored by three kings. At the age of 12, he was a prodigal child teacher, and at the age of 30 he was baptized by a figure known as Anup and thus began his ministry. Horus had 12 disciples he traveled about with, performing miracles such as healing the sick and walking on water. Horus was known by many gestural names such as The Truth, The Light, God’s Anointed Son, The Good Shepherd, The Lamb of God, and many others. After being betrayed by Typhon, Horus was crucified, buried for 3 days, and thus, resurrected. These attributes of Horus, whether original or not, seem to permeate in many cultures of the world, for many other gods are found to have the same general mythological structure. Attis, of Phrygia, born of the virgin Nana on December 25th, crucified, placed in a tomb and after 3 days, was resurrected. Krishna, of India, born of the virgin Devaki with a star in the east signaling his coming, he performed miracles with his disciples, and upon his death was resurrected. Dionysus of Greece, born of a virgin on December 25th, was a traveling teacher who performed miracles such as turning water into wine, he was referred to as the “King of Kings,” “God’s Only Begotten Son,” “The Alpha and Omega,” and many others, and upon his death, he was resurrected. Mithra, of Persia, born of a virgin on December 25th, he had 12 disciples and performed miracles, and upon his death was buried for 3 days and thus resurrected, he was also referred to as “The Truth,” “The Light,” and many others. Interestingly, the sacred day of worship of Mithra was Sunday. The fact of the matter is there are numerous saviors, from different periods, from all over the world, which subscribe to these general characteristics. The question remains: why these attributes, why the virgin birth on December 25th, why dead for three days and the inevitable resurrection, why 12 disciples or followers? To find out, let’s examine the most recent of the solar messiahs. Jesus Christ was born of the virgin Mary on December 25th in Bethlehem, his birth was announced by a star in the east, which three kings or magi followed to locate and adore the new savior. He was a child teacher at 12, at the age of 30 he was baptized by John the Baptist, and thus began his ministry. Jesus had 12 disciples which he traveled about with performing miracles such as healing the sick, walking on water, raising the dead, he was also known as the “King of Kings,” the “Son of God,” the “Light of the World,” the “Alpha and Omega,” the “Lamb of God,” and many others. After being betrayed by his disciple Judas and sold for 30 pieces of silver, he was crucified, placed in a tomb and after 3 days was resurrected and ascended into Heaven. First of all, the birth sequence is completely astrological. The star in the east is Sirius, the brightest star in the night sky, which, on December 24, aligns with the 3 brightest stars in Orion’s Belt. These 3 bright stars are called today what they were called in ancient times: The Three Kings. The Three Kings and the brightest star, Sirius, all point to the place of the sunrise on December 25th. This is why the Three Kings “follow” the star in the east, in order to locate the sunrise… the birth of the sun. The Virgin Mary is the constellation Virgo, also known as Virgo the Virgin. Virgo in Latin means virgin. Virgo is also referred to as the House of Bread, and the representation ofVirgo is a virgin holding a sheaf of wheat. This House of Bread and its symbol of wheat represents August and September, the time of harvest. In turn, Bethlehem, in fact, literally translates to “house of bread”. Bethlehem is thus a reference to the constellation Virgo, a place in the sky, not on Earth. There is another very interesting phenomenon that occurs around December 25th, or the winter solstice. From the summer solstice to the winter solstice, the days become shorter and colder. From the perspective of the northern hemisphere, the sun appears to move south and get smaller and more scarce. The shortening of the days and the expiration of the crops when approaching the winter solstice symbolized the process of death to the ancients. It was the death of the Sun. By December 22nd, the Sun’s demise was fully realized, for the Sun, having moved south continually for 6 months, makes it to it’s lowest point in the sky. Here a curious thing occurs: the Sun stops moving south, at least perceivably, for 3 days. During this 3 day pause, the Sun resides in the vicinity of the Southern Cross, or Crux, constellation. And after this time on December 25th, the Sun moves I degree, this time north, foreshadowing longer days, warmth, and Spring. And thus it was said: the Sun died on the cross, was dead for 3 days, only to be resurrected or born again. This is why Jesus and numerous other Sun Gods share the crucifixion, 3-day death, and resurrection concept. It is the Sun’s transition period before it shifts its direction back into the Northern Hemisphere, bringing Spring, and thus salvation. However, they did not celebrate the resurrection of the Sun until the spring equinox, or Easter. This is because at the spring equinox, the Sun officially overpowers the evil darkness, as daytime thereafter becomes longer in duration than night, and the revitalizing conditions of spring emerge. Now, probably the most obvious of all the astrological symbolism around Jesus regards the 12 disciples. They are simply the 12 constellations of the Zodiac, which Jesus, being the Sun, travels about with. In fact, the number 12 is replete throughout the Bible. Coming back to the cross of the Zodiac, the figurative life of the Sun, this was not just an artistic expression or tool to track the Sun’s movements. It was also a Pagan spiritual symbol, the shorthand of which looked like this. This is not a symbol of Christianity. It is a Pagan adaptation of the cross of the Zodiac. This is why Jesus in early occult art is always shown with his head on the cross, for Jesus is the Sun, the “Sun of God”, the “Light of the World”, the “Risen Savior”, who will “come again,” as it does every morning, the “Glory of God” who defends against the “works of darkness”, as he is “born again” every morning, and can be seen “coming in the clouds,” “up in Heaven,” with his “Crown ofThorns,” or, sun rays. Now, of the many astrological-astronomical metaphors in the Bible, one of the most important has to do with the ages. Throughout the scripture there are numerous references to the “Age. ” In order to understand this, we need to be familiar with the phenomenon known as the Precession of the Equinoxes. The ancient Egyptians along with cultures long before them recognized that approximately every 2150 years the sunrise on the morning of the spring equinox would occur at a different sign of the Zodiac. This has to do with a slow angular wobble that the Earth maintains as it rotates on it’s axis. It is called a precession because the constellations go backwards, rather than through the normal yearly cycle. The amount of time that it takes for the precession to go through all 12 signs is roughly 25,765 years. This is also called the “Great Year,” and ancient societies were very aware of this. They referred to each 2150 year period as an “age. ” From 4300 B.C. to 2150 B.C., it was the Age of Taurus, the Bull. From 2150 B.B. to I AD., it was the Age of Aries, the Ram and from I AD. to 2150 AD. it is the Age of Pisces, the age we are still in to this day. And in and around 2150, we will enter the new age. The Age of Aquarius. Now, the Bible reflects, broadly speaking, a symbolic movement through 3 ages, while foreshadowing a 4th. In the Old Testament when Moses comes down Mount Sinai with the 10 Commandments, he is very upset to see his people worshiping a golden bull calf. In fact, he shattered the stone tablets and instructed his people to kill each other in order to purify themselves. Most Biblical scholars would attribute this anger to the fact that the Israelites were worshiping a false idol, or something to that effect. The reality is that the golden bull is Taurus the Bull, and Moses represents the new Age of Aries the Ram. This is why Jews even today still blow the Ram’s horn. Moses represents the new Age of Aries, and upon the new age, everyone must shed the old age. Other deities mark these transitions as well, such as Mithra a pre-Christian god who kills the bull, in the same symbology. Now Jesus is the figure who ushers in the age following Aries, the Age of Pisces, or the Two Fish. Fish symbolism is very abundant in the New Testament, as Jesus feeds 5000 people with bread and “2 fish. ” When he begins his ministry walking along Galilee, he befriends 2 fishermen, who follow him. And I think we’ve all seen the Jesus-fish on the backs of people’s cars. Little do they know what it actually means. It is a Pagan astrological symbolism for the Sun’s Kingdom during the Age of Pisces. Also, Jesus’ assumed birth date is essentially the start of this age. At Luke 22: 10 when Jesus is asked by his disciples where the last passover would be, Jesus replies: “Behold, when ye are entered into the city, there shall a man meet you bearing a pitcher of water… follow him into the house where he entereth in. ” This scripture is by far one of the most revealing of all the astrological references. The man bearing a pitcher of water is Aquarius, the water-bearer, who is always pictured as a man pouring out a pitcher of water. He represents the age after Pisces, and when the Sun (God’s Sun) leaves the Age of Pisces (Jesus), it will go into the House of Aquarius, as Aquarius follows Pisces in the precession of the equinoxes. All Jesus is saying is that after the Age of Pisces will come the Age of Aquarius. Now, we have all heard about the end times and the end of the world. Apart from the cartoonish depictions in the Book of Revelation, the main source of this idea comes from Matthew 28:20, where Jesus says: “I will be with you even to the end of the world. ” However, in King James Version, “world” is a mistranslation, among many mistranslations. The actual word being used is “aeon”, which means “age. ” “I will be with you even to the end of the age. ” Which is true, as Jesus’ Solar Piscean personification will end when the Sun enters the Age of Aquarius. The entire concept of end times and the end of the world is a misinterpreted astrological allegory. Let’s tell that to the approximately 100 million people in America who believe the end of the world is coming. Furthermore, the character of Jesus, being a literary and astrological hybrid, is most explicitly a plagiarization of the Egyptian Sun-god Horus. For example, inscribed about 3500 years ago, on the walls of the Temple of Luxor in Egypt are images of the enunciation, the miracle conception, the birth, and the adoration of Horus. The images begin with Thaw announcing to the virgin Isis that she will conceive Horus, then Nef the holy ghost impregnating the virgin, and then the virgin birth and the adoration. This is exactly the story of Jesus’ miracle conception. In fact, the literary similarities between the egyptian and christian religions are staggering. And the plagiarism is continuous. The story of Noah and Noah’s Ark is taken directly from tradition. The concept of a Great Flood is ubiquitous throughout the ancient world, with over 200 different cited claims in different periods and times. However, one need look no further for a pre- Christian source than the Epic of Gilgamesh, written in 2600 B.C. This story talks of a Great Flood commanded by God, an Ark with saved animals upon it, and even the release and return of a dove, all held in common with the biblical story, among many other similarities. And then there is the plagiarized story of Moses. Upon Moses’ birth, it is said that he was placed in a reed basket and set adrift in a river in order to avoid infanticide. He was later rescued by a daughter of royalty and raised by her as a Prince. This baby in a basket story was lifted directly from the myth of Sargon of Akkad of around 2250 B.C. Sargon was born, placed in a reed basket in order to avoid infanticide, and set adrift in a river. He was in turn rescued and raised by Akki, a royal mid-wife. Furthermore, Moses is known as the Law Giver, the giver of the Ten Commandments, the Mosaic Law. However, the idea of a Law being passed from God to a prophet on a mountain is also a very old motif. Moses is just a law giver in a long line of law givers in mythological history. In India, Manou was the great law giver. In Crete, Minos ascended Mount Dicta, where Zeus gave him the sacred laws. While in Egypt there was Mises, who carried stone tablets and upon them the laws of god were written. Manou, Minos, Mises, Moses And as far as the Ten Commandments, they are taken outright from Spell 125 of the Egyptian Book of the Dead. What the Book of the Dead phrased “I have not stolen” became “Thou shall not steal,” “I have not killed” became “Thou shall not kill,” “I have not told lies” became “Thou shall not bare false witness” and so forth. In fact, the Egyptian religion is likely the primary foundational basis for the Judeo- Christian theology. Baptism, afterlife, final judgement, virgin birth, death and resurrection, crucifixion, the ark of the covenant, circumcision, saviors, holy communion, the great flood, Easter, Christmas, Passover, and many many more, are all attributes of Egyptian ideas, long pre-dating Christianity and Judaism. Justin Martyr, one of the first Christian historians and defenders, wrote: “When we say that he, Jesus Christ, our teacher, was produced without sexual union, was crucified and died, and rose again, and ascended into Heaven, we propound nothing different from what you believe regarding those who you esteem Sons of Jupiter. ” In a different writing, Justin Martyr said: “He was born of a virgin, accept this in common with what you believe of Perseus. ” It’s obvious that Justin and other early Christians knew how similar Christianity was to the Pagan religions. However, Justin had a solution. As far as he was concerned, the Devil did it. The Devil had the foresight to come before Christ, and create these characteristics in the Pagan world. Fundamentalist Christianity, fascinating. These people actually believe the World is 12,000 years old. I actually asked one of these guys: “OK, dinosaur fossils?” He says: “Dinosaur fossils? God put those here to test our faith!” “I think God put you here to test my faith dude!” The Bible is nothing more than an astro-theological literary hybrid, just like nearly all religious myths before it. In fact, the aspect of transference, of one character’s attributes to a new character, can be found within the book itself. In the Old Testament there’s the story of Joseph. Joseph was a prototype for Jesus. Joseph was born of a miracle birth, Jesus was born of a miracle birth. Joseph was of 12 brothers, Jesus had 12 disciples. Joseph was sold for 20 pieces of silver, Jesus was sold for 30 pieces of silver. Brother “Judah” suggests the sale of Joseph, disciple “Judas” suggests the sale of Jesus. Joseph began his work at the age of 30,Jesus began his work at the age of 30. The parallels go on and on. Furthermore, is there any non-Biblical historical evidence of any person, living with the name Jesus, the Son of Mary, who traveled about with 12 followers, healing people and the like? There are numerous historians who lived in and around the Mediterranean either during or soon after the assumed life of Jesus. How many of these historians document this figure? Not one. However, to be fair, that doesn’t mean defenders of the Historical Jesus haven? t claimed the contrary. Four historians are typically referenced to justify Jesus’s existence. Pliny the younger, Suetonius, Tacitus are the first three. Each one of their entries consists of only a few sentences at best and only refer to the Christus or the Christ, which in fact is not name but a title. It means the Anointed one. The fourth source is Josephus and this source has been proven to be a forgery for hundreds of years. Sadly, it is still sited as truth. You would think that a guy who rose from the dead and ascended into Heaven for all eyes to see and performed the wealth of miracles acclaimed to him would have made it into the historical record. It didn’t because once the evidence is weighed, there are very high odds that the figure known as Jesus, did not even exist. {“The Christian religion is a parody on the worship of the sun,} {in which they put a man called Christ in the place of the sun, and} {pay him the adoration originally payed to the sun” – Thomas Paine, 1737-1809} We don’t want to be unkind, but we want to be factual. We don’t want to cause hurt feelings, but we want to be academically correct, in what we understand and know to be true. Christianity just is not based on truth. We find that Christianity was in fact nothing more than a Roman story, developed politically. The reality is, Jesus was the Solar Deity of the Gnostic Christian sect, and like all other Pagan gods, he was a mythical figure. It was the political establishment that sought to historize the Jesus figure for social control. By 325 AD. in Rome, emperor Constantine convened the Council of Nicea, It was during this meeting that the politically motivated Christian Doctrines were established and thus began a long history of Christian bloodshed and spiritual fraud. And for the next 1600 years, the Vatican maintained a political stranglehold on all of Europe, leading to such joyous periods as the Dark Ages, along with enlightening events such as the Crusades, and the Inquisition. Christianity, along with all other theistic belief systems, is the fraud of the age. It serves to detach the species from the natural world, and likewise, each other. It supports blind submission to authority. It reduces human responsibility to the effect that “God” controls everything, and in turn awful crimes can be justified in the name of Divine Pursuit. And most importantly, it empowers those who know the truth but use the myth to manipulate and control societies. The religious myth is the most powerful device ever created, and serves as the psychological soil upon which other myths can flourish. A myth is an idea that, while widely believed, is false. In a deeper sense, in the religious sense, a myth serves as an orienting and mobilizing story for people. The focus is not on the story’s relation to reality but on its function. A story cannot function, unless it is believed to be true in the community or the nation. It is not a matter of debate if some people have the bad taste to raise the question of the truth of the sacred story. The keepers of the faith do not enter into the debate with them. They ignore them, or denounce them as blasphemers. It is wrong, blasphemous and sinful for you to suggest, imply or help other people to come to conclusion that the U.S. government killed 3.000 of its own citizens.

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    Melvin

    Jesus came to save the world in the first time as a superman, but he was betrayed by Judas, and now the Superman learned a lesson to give so much to good because they are sufficient good. Jesus was a superman to everyone and he was the Messiah, even though he was slain by the Romans. That’s it. Jesus Christ will come to save Israel as a superman when the enemies of Israel come to destroy this nation and then he will redeem them from the hands of the enemies of Israel and Israel shall be saved, who is the Messiah. My friends, the Jews wait for the Messiah who is a very big and very powerful as a superman, who is a Messiah who will conquer and save them and fight for them because Jesus was a superman and he was prepared to fight for them but the time has been cut off. Sorry. Lol.

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    The Superman God

    The main difference between me and Jesus is that I’m real people. –

    Jesus denied being god repeatedly. He said he was doing the talking for someone else. –

    The devil gave Jesus a test and he passed him. – Jesus died on the cross as a willing human sacrifice and went directly to Hell. While he was in hell he talked to some people then come back to life and claimed he was God, and then he got everything the devil tempted him with. – More than a little suspicious if you ask me.

    Real Superman visits Earth. Google: American Living God

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    MoralJedi

    Both Jesus H. Christ and Superman are fictitious characters, residing in fictitious books (DC Comics and The Bible.) Just like the comic books, the Bible contains Slavery, war, killings, genocides, denigration of women, totalitarian themes, sex, violence, power over nature, magic, bullshit, cruelty from a cruel god, human sacrifice, intolerance, absolutism, killing of children commanded by god…nothing about learning, analyzing, research, defiance against slavery, equality, women’s rights, animal rights, love for the environment, sanitation and health…The list goes on and on…the only difference between The Bible and Comic books is that, we read comic books to entertain or wake up our creativeness…we read the Bible because the world needs more atheists.

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    Jesus and Pewdiepie fan

    This may seem abrupt but I must say that this article is quite offensive and I am ashamed at you. I am a catholic and yet my father is an atheist and he doesn’t go around posting blogs about how completely fictional characters are better than someone who is possibly real. I believe he is real and I don’t care about your thoughts about Jesus, but this is awful.

    FYI

    You said that Jesus wouldn’t give a damn if you were falling out of a window. If you truly believed in him you would join him in heaven but if (like you) refused to believe him then well you get something worse than just dieing. Hell. Oh and Jesus would fail to heal an amputee? What about when he made a cripple walk? Or when he cured the leppers? I probably spelt that wrong but oh well. What my point is you seem to put up some good points and yet the main thing that seems to fail you is your stupidity and the fact that……..

    There is a possibilty Jesus was alive. Superman is completely fictional.

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    Lauren Duggan

    I couldn’t help but nitpick, there’s a typo in the first point.

    “…saved the planet from* destruction…”

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    Jeremiah

    Jesus performs miracles all by the Grace of God, not for His Glory. Superheroes have a good motive though, to save people. But the story ends within a time frame. Jesus, saved the souls of those who are lost and soon will come again and will be joining those who have been strong in the faith. People of the old testament had a hard time saving themselves so God offered His son, Jesus to save us from our sins. All we have to do is to accept. I didn’t intend to offend anyone’s belief but I hope this somehow enlightened you by the Grace of God, I don’t speak for myself but for the Lord’s name.

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    Christo

    I have read through all of the posts made on this page and I do say that there are a lot of idiots out there. The kind who would endlessly argue whom the better of two fictional characters are.
    Are you seriously believing that believing in such hocus as Jesus will reward you in a so-called afterlife and answer your daily prayers OR taking comic book heroes so seriously and ignoring the fact that both are mere stories created to keep good and evil human decisions separated.

    Take ownership of your own BS lives and post something worth reading for once.

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    Carlitos

    So who cares. Jesus gives everlasting life to those who belive in him AFTER we die, so wow lol thts fuckin great. What use will tht have. And also Jesus was beaten up and crucified and after all tht he tells us tht story trying to make us feel bad for him cuz he supposedly died for our sins. I’d rather believe in superman and have him as my imaginary friend than tht fuckin Jesus fairytale character

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    Aaronw

    The religious zealots who claim that Jesus is real need to read a book other than that propaganda piece and brainwash manual called the bible. There is not one well recognized historian, anthropologist, or archeologist who will claim that there is any evidence that a man named Jesus did any of the miracles those power-hungry promulgators of pissdirt in the churches say he did. There is a growing consensus in the research community that jesus was not even a real mortal. Jesus was a work of plagiarism: heracles, krishna, horus, all came before jesus and had almost the exact same story. The originators of that greatest scam ever perputrated (i.e. Christianity) latched on to certain appealing elements of such semi-divine figures in other cultures, re-packaged them, and managed to convince millions of desparate imbeciles of that White-skinned, blue-eyed middle-eastern jewish man died so that mean-as-hell omnipotent father would stop punishing all of us for what our distant ancestors did. Sorry to be so blunt, but Jesus, as Christians think of the figure, is about as real as the gumdrop people of lollipop land.

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    David

    Anyone who cites archaeological evidence for Jesus being an immortal super being has obviously never sat in an archaeology lecture. Further to that citing that any of Jesus’ recorded life came from accounts of other people at the time reduces the impact of any evidence that he even existed. One commenter noted that accounts of Jesus from 55AD were solid proof of his “divinity” and that accounts from several other people also bolstered the strength of the omnipotent deity’s existence… If several of my Friends and I got together and claimed that a man walked the Earth 50 years ago, before any of us were born and was able to turn his own crap to gold and could do the moonwalk in a vacuum while beat boxing and actually transmitting sound that people heard the world over, no one would believe us because it would be a) preposterous and b) impossible to prove. Extra ordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence. If Jesus was a divine being then surely he could pop down every generation to give us a little reminded rather than leaving it for a few thousand years… pretty sure people will start to question it at some point along the way…

    As for that, the number of people on here who have taken the article as anything more than satire is too damn high. Honestly, if you are so insecure about your religious convictions that someone having a joke at the expense of 1 fictional character and another pseudofictional character that you have to lash out, you may want to rethink your position in life.

    Personally I think Aquaman is the true saviour and anyone attacking the ocean will burn forever, but that’s me

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    Unknown

    We aren’t lashing out or feeling offence. It’s just sad that some people can be so closed minded.
    I hope you find the truth before too long. And if you went to a library you would find the bible in non fiction and dc comics in fiction. Can’t argue with the library

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    Lee Kong Hian

    Jesus Christ was a real person who claimed to be God incarnate and could perform miracles to back up His claim. He could heal, drive out demons, feed thousands of people, walk on water, walk through walls (or teleport anywhere) and, of course fly like Superman, back to His Father.

    Superman was a fictional character, invented by the Jews, based more or less on Jesus’ story.

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    marcelo

    Jesucristo es real!!! y superman es un personaje ficticio creado por unos simples humanos, en comparación a Dios este es el verdadero creador, cualquier persona puede crear personajes Cartoon!! no se deje engañar con el demonio, este lo inspira a creer en personajes ficticios en ves de lo real, como el señor Jesucristo salvador de todos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    wedding venue

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    frederick ordonez

    Jesus can make dead people come back to life…

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