Butthole Jesus!

With Jesus apparently busy appearing in all sorts of foods and stained glass buildings, it was inevitable he would try and find new ways to impress us. Lo and behold, the King of Kings has outdone himself yet again, this time appearing on a dog’s anus. No, I’m not making this up as a way of disparaging Christianity. Angus, a terrier, was apparently engaged in his morning ritual in 2006 when his owners took a serious gander at his ass, only to find a striking resemblance to their savior: Jesus Christ.

They set up a website to help spread the word about this obviously blessed canine. Who wouldn’t want to have a holy image in their backside? I hate to seem crass and what have you, but before taking that picture, did they wipe him down or something? A dog’s star fish anus isn’t exactly the cleanest thing in the world, and taking a picture of it just has to feel awkward and weird. Can we all just go back to making fun of pancakes, cheese toast and old tree stumps? This dog anus thing is most unsettling…

(props to dr. death for the link)

Comments (12)

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    Sean

    You couldn’t make this shit up…

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    LB

    I really just don;t know what to say

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    Roxanne

    We found where Holy Shit comes from!

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    Rebekah

    The many many many puns that could come from this humor me

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    GreenStar

    I always knew Jesus was an asshole 🙂

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    GreenStar

    or what about “Jesus is full of shit” 🙂

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    Bob Upp

    Actually, there is a great chance that J was a butt hole baby. It was and still is common for women to have anal intercourse in the eastern world. Esp back then. The belief being that one could not get pregnant and as important that the woman would remain a virgin. For those disbelievers there is a Public Swimming Pool in Australia paying child support for a girl who got pregnant from sperm in the pool water. Yep. True. So if sperm can swim around in a big pool and hit the jackpot then it would be no mean feat for sperm to crawl one inch. Think about it. Mary was a technical virgin and she rode a mule.. thus no hymen.

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