Tell me more about these dirty pictures, Marty
May 18, 2009 5:31 pm
I have a simple life philosophy: I generally don’t take sexual advice from puppets. I think it stems from my suspicion that they don’t possess any actual genitalia, and therefore lack the necessary understanding to comprehend the tremendous pleasure and joy they provide. Or maybe it’s because I was raped by a creep marionette. I’m not sure..
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5 Comments
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May 18, 2009
ugggh…
Always amazes me how the prudish bunch can say any of this type of crap with a straight face.
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May 19, 2009
He is an apalling ventriloquist, and yeah that ventriloquist dummy is creepy.
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May 19, 2009
Wow.
And somehow while watching this I couldn’t get that little factoid out of my head that red states consume the most porn…
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May 19, 2009
Don’t take sex advice from something that spends its whole life with some guy’s hand up its ass.
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May 19, 2009
I think these fucktards forgot about solomon’s boobies song
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