Cheezus Christ!
I’m sick and tired of people making toast and suddenly declaring their blurry burn marks are the divine image of Jesus. Here’s one woman claiming her cheese toast has the profile of the King of Kings. It looks a lot like Eddie the Head from Iron Maiden to me, but what do I know? I’m just a silly naked ape just trying to make my way in a confusing world. I’d just eat the damn thing and go about my business, like the millions of other normal, intelligent human beings who don’t automatically assume their Gods are somehow trying to communicate with them through food.
Now I finally understand why the image of Muhammad is forbidden; the early mullahs must have gotten pretty damn annoyed at every stupid claim that their prophet was appearing in all kinds of places. Best to just recognize these things as false idols and get back the the business of praying, or whatever it is they did for fun back then.
Spread the outrage
Heretix
When you think about it, their god is pretty lame. He’s getting older and less powerful. There was a time when god showed himself in a burning bush. Now all he does is burning bread.
Agnostic
WOW! The religious icon on toast thing is so old hat that there is a company that sells a stamp that you can use on your toast every morning.
http://www.seefred.com/cgi-bin/shop.pl/page=holytoast.htm
A
You should check out the episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force titled “Gee Whiz”!
Dizzy
It looks like a Jesus Myspace photo.
Tilted head, odd smile…