Madonna of Orgasm Church gets the shaft


Remember these guys
? Last time they were in the news, the government of Sweden had given it the right to register as a faith community. Since then, however, they’ve had a change of heart, saying the name is purposefully offensive to the Christian faith, and it has therefore been bitch slapped back to ‘weirdo’ status.

Personally, I find it hilarious that the only reason they deny these guys the title and privileges of religion is because of their general prudishness. For some reason, all world governments are intimidated by orgasms. Does it really seem that far fetched someone would end up worshiping pleasure? I’m not a religious man, but I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: if there’s one religion I could get behind, it’s this one!

If you live in Sweden, you need to support these guys. Why? Well, I believe major religions have way too much sway in people’s lives. Why does Christianity get to be a religion but Madonna of Orgasm doesn’t? I say we let those smaller religions to get a bit of face time. The more alternatives there are, the less people end up believing in any one of them. Let’s water down this concept they call ‘religion’, shall we?

Comments (9)

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    Johan

    Yeah I guess I should do something about it. I’m busy trying to find a job though. :)

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    Duane

    This reminds me. Jake, whatever happened with you and Ryan registering as ministers in Canada. The Atheist vs. Zorgon? the Wet thing.

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    Jacob Fortin

    It’s more complicated than in the US, where I could easily get ordained. Especially in Quebec; they are super conservative compared to the other eastern provinces. If anyone has any leads, I’m all ears

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    Aaron

    Remember back in 2001 when everyone decided to register their religion as “Jedi Knight” for the census? That was great. Maybe we should try to get a Jedi church up and running in Canada ;) It’s like the FSM movement but a little nerdier.

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    Bastard Soap

    LET’S WATER RELIGION DOWN WITH ORGASMS!!!!!!!!

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    CybrgnX

    Well Aaron there are a number of military guys who put jedi in their paperwork as their religion. It probably safer then putting athiest down.
    A few years ago someone said the fastest way to get rich without working and do whatever you like is to start a religion. Put there is NOTHING new about basing a religion on sex.

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    Johan

    CybrgnX: I believe that the person who thought of that was L. Ron Hubbar, creator of the Scientology religion.

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    Isaac

    Religion is plenty watered down already, but let’s water it down some more. Exactly as you said, the more there are, the more people will pick none.

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