This can’t be a real movie…

This is so terrible it has to somehow be a parody. I mean, they just showed me the entire fucking movie in 3 minutes. And the Ten Commandments are on a CD ROM? Seriously???!!

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    Holllyyy crap. This is pretty terrible. I also love that at the 1:19 mark they start playing the title screen music for Castlevania: Symphony of the Night!

    I love that laughing snake at the end of it.

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    Why are all these films so terrible? I mean, believe in it or not but with the Christian faith you’ve got a great basis for a story – good versus evil, a messiah figure, Good and Evil gods, the Good God can create new life…

    Oh, hang about, I think I’ve just described the old Transformers comics from the 80s. My mistake.

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    Marley Marl

    Arai-Wa (thai for what the fuck)

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