Now here’s a real list
I found this great list of 50 reasons why ‘Bobbie-the-Jean’ doesn’t believe in Evolution. It’s a brilliant bit of satire if I may say so myself. Here are the best ones:
3.) Because if I can’t immediately understand how something works, then it must be bullshit.
20.) Because my mom dropped me on my head when I was a baby.
44.) Because I believe there is a strong comparison between designed inanimate objects such as buildings, paintings, and watches (which we know were pieced together from identifiable components by human beings) and living organisms (which reproduce with genetic variation under the effects of environmental attrition).
25.) Because I don’t realize that saying ”microevolution is possible but macroevolution isn’t” is as stupid as saying “I can pick my nose for one second but I cannot pick it for 10 seconds.”
46.) Because I think I’m too special to have been crafted by any natural process and the entire planet, solar system, galaxy, and universe were created with me especially in mind.
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