How death works in Islam
Apparently, when I’m in the grave, two angels are going to hit me in the face with a hammer if I don’t answer I am a Muslim. Then 90 hell snakes come in, and they will bite me unless I start praying to Allah. This is all very technical. Luckily this guy knows for sure what will happen, because Mohammad told him, and he never told a lie, right? Or was that George Washington?
Oh yeah, and apparently this guy is convinced something that’s really poisonous can melt your foot. This guy is knowledgeable I tells ya!