This is from the ‘you can’t make this shit up’ pile:
Police said a 58-year-old man stabbed his teenage son after he refused to take off his hat at church earlier in the day. The father and his 19-year-old son got into an argument on Sunday afternoon. That’s when police said the father went to a car, got a knife and stabbed his son in the left buttock and fled. The son was taken to University of Maryland Medical Center for treatment.
That’s right folks: this man felt the only way to teach his son that wearing a hat in church was immoral was to stab him in the ass. Maybe the pastor was reading the story of Abraham, and he felt inspired. Great Dad, or the greatest?