Stabby daddy

This is from the ‘you can’t make this shit up’ pile:

Police said a 58-year-old man stabbed his teenage son after he refused to take off his hat at church earlier in the day. The father and his 19-year-old son got into an argument on Sunday afternoon. That’s when police said the father went to a car, got a knife and stabbed his son in the left buttock and fled. The son was taken to University of Maryland Medical Center for treatment.

That’s right folks: this man felt the only way to teach his son that wearing a hat in church was immoral was to stabĀ him in the ass. Maybe the pastor was reading the story of Abraham, and he felt inspired. Great Dad, or the greatest?

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    Joe Botelho

    When i teach my kid a life lesson i dont run away. It’s funny because growing up the story of Abraham was one of the things that stood out of as being totally unjesus like. Then when i became a father i totally saw how much of a pyschopath Abraham really was.
    Unlike the hero my Catholic teacher were trying to make him out to be.

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