Conservatives love porn

You know the stereotype of the political conservative who plays the purity and family values card and then gets caught doing something really dirty? Well, it’s not too far from the truth. It seems the most conservative states in America are the biggest consumers of porn.

Are they more perverted than liberally minded people? No. But because the tantalizing fruit of hard core pornography is so sweet, it’s impossible not to take a bite. I can watch porn whenever I want, and it isn’t a big deal. I imagine if I secretly felt shameful watching it, the entire experience would be a lot more intense, and therefore more desirable.

I’m just tired of these asshats claiming they are more moral than the rest of us. They like their porn, their drugs, and their hedonistic fun like the rest of us. They just try and make everyone feel like shit for being human. Just keep watching porn and shut the fuck up already.

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