In GOP we trust

I must have been asleep the last few days, because I could have sworn the US was facing one of the worst financial crisis in its history, accompanied by two wars that are not going very swimmingly. It must be all fixed, since a group of Senators are busy trying to have the motto “In God We Trust” posted in the new Capital Visitor Center in Washington.

The building is your classic boondoggle; it cost 3 times the estimate, and now there’s a huge debate going on about whether or not the current national motto “From Many, One” is an accurate representation of America’s history of democracy. Better to make it about theocracy, thinks GOP Senator Jim DeMint, of South Carolina.

You see, according to Jimmy here, the most remarkable thing about the history of America isn’t its devotion to the principles of democracy, but rather the fact it was founded by a bunch of religious prudes. He’s convinced God has blessed his land, and he trusts no one more than his big bearded anthropomorphic god. The Visitor Center is meant to tell the history of the nation’s capitol, so naturally, DeMint thinks God was the main reason why anything happened, and he wants to make sure we think so too.

Senators Roger Wicker and Tom Coburn, have joined his fight to delay the opening while this debate drags on, and at the same time they ignore other, more pressing, matters. It’s a good feeling to know government representatives are doing exactly what we all expect them to do: run around like chickens with their heads cut off.

I don’t think anyone should be surprised that Christians are getting uppity about the place of God in today’s society. They view the steady erosion of Christianity’s importance in American society as a terrible affliction. They probably genuinely feel as though these kinds of battles will save the ‘soul’ of the country they love so dearly. What they fail to realize is that this ‘soul’ is not dictated by a religious creed, but rather a different belief that human beings should be free of the tyranny of both government and clergy. The separation of Church and State is meant to ensure that all religious matters could be left up to the individual, not the state. These gentlemen have seriously misunderstood their roles. Regardless of your religious affiliation, every voter should act with haste to inform these men that their job requirements do not include shoving Christianity in everyone’s face.

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    This is a classic example of the government coming up with some bullshit dilemma for stupid people to quarrel over to keep us distracted from the important issues.

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